How the fuck do you cash out?

>>3074648
just cashed out 100k. EZ

>>3074648
There are exchanged that trade btc/usd. Are you stupid?

>>3074648
Bitstamp withdrawal directly to your bank account?
Idiot

>>3074658
Proof or LARP

>>3074661
No there aren't.

>>3074662
Fake news

Haha if darknet market owners manage to cash out over 3 million USD at the same time and I bet you have what, like $1000 worth of BTC and you think you can't cash out. Sad

>>3074683
There's Kraken for BTC/EUR

>>3074714
You have like 0.000013 BTC.

>>3074722
KRAKEN IS A SCAM LOL

>>3074777
Dude even a bitcoin atm can bring you that amount of change without verification

I cashout with Coinbase despite their ridiculous fees
>Say the price of BTC is 4000, they'll make you buy it at 4050
>Say you try to sell it at 4500, they'll make you sell it at 4300
>On top of this they charge their 1.something percent fee
Fucking jews

>>3074858
gatekeeping was always where the real money was at

>>3074858
price of convenience.

>>3074648
you don't cash out you faggot. The whole point of buying bitcoin is the hope that its going to be main currency in the future.

>>3074858
is this really the best ondemand (not localbitcoins) option for burgers?

Can anyone point me to a way to to buy and sell bitcoin in Canada(Toronto)? Ive seen Bitcoin ATMs near me charge me 20%. Theres got to be a better way.

And how do i turn it back into cash fast as possible will as little fees as possible.
Thanks

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>>3074648
no-coiners really are pathetic

>>3074978
>BTC becomes the main currency in the future
>1 BTC can now buy you a candy bar
>Oh no wish I sold back when it could buy like 4000 candy bars

>>3075020
are you retarded

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I have unlimited withdrawal on bitstamp, and it is practically instantaneous, and gratis.

>>3075043
bitstamp is a scam

THERE ARE EXCHANGES ON THIS PLANET WHICH HAVE FIAT PAIRS WELL IN THE TENS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH IN DAILY VOLUME IN WHICH YOU ALSO CAN EXCHANGE YOUR BITCOINS FOR FIAT

IF YOU ARE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO SIGN UP FOR AN EXCHANGE CHANCES ARE YOU ARE HANDLING PENNIES ANYWAY

>>3075058
OKAY THANK YOU FOR SHARING HAVE A NICE DAY

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>>3075020
do you have any frontal lobe capacity, whatsoever?

this guy isnt even trying to make good bait

>>3075089
>HAHA LE EPIXC BAIT XD 0/10 BRO HAHAHAA
Enjoy your fake monopoly internet money that you can't cash out because no one wants to buy hahahahhahaha

>>3075198

you think you are baiting but you are right OP, 100%
also:
it's internet monopoly money.
has no real value.
no business will ever accept it, ever.
It funds isis and hackerman
people will never use it because to many decimals, and that problem will never be solved.
try buying a house with it. Never happening.

NONE OF THIS WILL EVER CHANGE OP.
not in 10 years and certainly not in 20

BTC IS SHIT.

>>3074648

Lmao OP is a fucking retard who can't use the internet.

>>3075058
ok... and then how do you get that fiat into your bank account

>>3075231
>boomers

Just use coinbase and pay taxes on it. Why is that so hard?

>>3075481
>click 'withdraw usd to bank account'
>enter amount
>enter account and routing number
>withdraw

>>3075511
Tfw you get fucked by fees and the feds

Cashing out is not fun

No one should be cashing out until everything is defined in a few years.

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>>3075020
>Being this dumb.

>>3074992
Online exchange, Coinsquare (interviewed with them, good guys good ceo) or quadr something is a Canadian exchange and can etransfer.interac.ca

>>3075551
>become a criminal and possibly go to jail for a long time or pay the tax that is probably going to help keep the roads driveable and books in the library

I dont know anon, is it too much to comprehend?

>>3075198
Jesus, you are bad at this bait stuff dude

>>3074648
lol ponzi scheme finally unravels itself.
it is impossible to get your money out because they are already gone.

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>>3075032
>>3075075
>>3075641

>>3074985
G E M I N I
Made by the Winklevoss twins. It's basic but no bullshit.

How do you pay taxes on this shit?

Lets say I put $1000 into a coin, 2 months later I have $3050 so I decide to take out $1000 back into USD to buy some porn mags or whatever. I made a profit of $2050 in crypto which I have not taken out. So do I pay taxes on the $1000 I took out or the $2050 I made a profit on even though I didn't take it out?

>>3074648

>Bitcoin ATMs in most major cities
>hurrr u meet a stranger in an alley!!!!

>>3074648
Nice just through away my paper wallet.

>>3075751

>btc
>tax

Lol what?

>>3075751
Just don't pay taxes on it

>>3074648
Coinbase, faggot

>>3075231
>Bitcoin-realestate.com

Also have you even been to the west coast if you're murrican? Businesses all over accept it. The auto shop I took my car to last accepted it. Good b8 tho

>>3075751
You only pay taxes on the currency controlled by a government. The BTC you still have in wallets is an IOU from the company.

You still have to report assets, but you only pay taxes once you finalize your gains.

>>3075909
jej. only trolling OP.
just repeating the same played out lines that nocoiners use to help them cope.
jesus anon, play along.

>>3075960
So if I wait to cash out until Jan 1st I won't have pay taxes on that amount until the following tax season? But I still have to report the assets I'm holding onto?

>>3074777
I'm from Germany and use Bitpanda. With basic verification you can do like 1 or 5k a day, with full verification 50k/day.

There's literally dozens of sites that you can use to cash out. If you're too stupid to google that shit, you won't make a dime. This is literally the easiest way to make money and even get rich within the next year or 2/3, and instead of attacking that shit like a hyperfocused mofo, you have to be spoon fed the most basic information on the literal retard ball pen that is /biz/. Apply yourself and put in some effort or get left in the dust you fuckhead.

I have a guy that I know that will exchange my bitcoin for $ at a 1% fee. As far as I know, no one can provide an equal service and I'm quite satisfied.

>>3074648
kys

>>3074648
oh look, a noob nocoiner who doesn't even know how to cash out

>>3074648

>Convert gains to BTC
>Buy silver/gold from dealer that accepts BTC
>Sell silver/gold for cash as needed

Easy as shit.

>>3076131
let him stay a nocoiner, he doesn't deserve to own satoshis.

Even fucking subway accepts it.
More and more are getting on board.
Japan has officially embraced it

>>3074648
Bitso.
I cash out my earnings every week, directly into my bank account.
From Bittrex to Bitso, it takes about an hour.
From Bitso to my bank account it take 5 minutes.

You have to convert to lambos first then you can sell the lambos.

>>3074829
Only have to pay 15% in (((fees))) bro use an atm :^)

Good job taking the b8 retards

American here, get a bitpay debit card, cashing out is instant and low fees, really don't get why people let coinbase Jew them so hard when bitpay lets you sell at gdax spot price.

>>3076131
Best post I've read on this board so far.
Good bless.

how bad are coinbase fees? I have about 25k of ETH.

>>3074648
I sent mine to coinbase, exchanged to EUR in GDAX and then sent the EUR to my bank account.

Took 3 days to clear and quite small fees all things considered.

>>3077037
>>3074858

>fees
>taxes
>3 day waiting times

What's the fucking point then. It's just another cucked currency for leeches to suck out of you. Even banks seem less jewy than these bitcoin laundry fronts.

>>3074858
You use GDAX to change to USD first you cocksmoker.

>>3077199
The point is, I've made £30k in the past year on Crypto.

Better than not doing it, eh?

Is this 2010 or something? It hasn't been a problem cashing out of crypto for many years.

>>3077250
yeah but no one wants to beg someone to meet up with them to unload his shitcoin bags at a price lower than the market value

>>3077259
You don't have to meet up with anyone. I sell my coins via bank transfers.

>>3077226
The point is the bad and shitty points will stay even when the currency stabilizes. The promise of no fees, no taxes, instataneous transactions is all a big bluff. These separate actions get separated to many shitty parties raising the cost of use. fuck it

>>3077305
The fees are fucking tiny, my last withdrawal transaction was for £3.5k and it cost me about £12 in total.

>>3077273
Sure you do

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>>3074683
you have to be more retarded than the faggots asking how orderbooks work on that other thread.
You can cash out with localbitcoins, coinbase(or whatever similar site you have on your country) or any of the exchanges that let you do the same after verification.
If any of that bothers you, you can always spend bitcoins and buy shit.
The fact that you need to make a thread about it, and that you shut down people that is telling you the most basic shit pretty much proves that you shouldn't be doing this in the first place since it's "too complex" for you.

>>3077338
Cashing out crypto via bank transfer is so mundane and commonplace that it baffles me how you could not believe it. It's like doubting that someone had bread for breakfast.

It's cute when you see people wanting to cash out. Cute and sad really.

Have you leearned nothing from bitcoins history? The price is going to keep rising long term, and you're just going to regret selling

this must be bait

>>3075481
LITERALLY CLICK WITHDRAW TO BANK ACCOUNT, WHY IS THIS NOT OBVIOUS TO YOU?

>>3077345
localbitcoins and coinbase are scams. They steal your money and your bank information and you won't ever see the money you try to get from selling your coins.

>>3077363
There is literally no way to transfer bitcoins to your bank account. There are no bitcoin banks, except for "bitcoin banks" which are actually just scams. Bet you never even tried to get actual money out of it.

>>3075522
but how do i get a bank account

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>>3077625
Ok, if that's how you think it is, then that's what is happening and nobody here can or has ever cashed out. You are right. We are all here just fucking around with you.
Ohhh (You), (You) are special mister, there's no way to deceive you. So smart, I bet your mom told you you are the smartest. I bet everything that I have that you must be the smartest in the family.

>>3077677
start by not being a homeless fucker with no job. Work up from there.

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>>3077625
that salty nocoiner doesn't even know coinbase received an additional +100mio fundings recently because the demand is surging so much.
He doesn't know that multimillion trades happen on a daily basis OTC.
I'm happy when moronic nocoiners stay nocoiners.

>>3077756
That's a lot of people getting scammed.

>>3077691
:^)

>>3074648

quick mom get the camera!!! i found a faggot refugee from /pol/ who secretly envies us all and our lambos and hes really butthurt he's a neet living in his moms basement digging for comet ping pong info!!!!

>>3076131
aren't you afraid of the Finanzamt? Gewinnsteuern sind so 40% und wenn du deinen Gewinn nicht versteuerst ist das Steuerhinterziehung

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>>3077765
damn it is so trueee ;_;