>Become psychiatrist
>Market your services specifically to C level execs/bankers/board members/etc.
>Use info you get out of patients to insider trade
>$$$
People have to already be doing this
>>3064703
Most people who become psychiatrists don't envy the idea of going to jail.
>so doctor, i've just been feeling really depressed lately and i don't find my wife attractive anymore
>nevermind that, tell me about any good deals your company has coming
>>3064737
whatever your patients tell you is protected by confidentiality laws.
>>3064775
Doesn't mean insider trading is.
>>3064703
sounds like a lot of work for 30% gains or whatever on some buyout rumor when you could just trade shitcoins instead for much higher returns and nothing illegal
>>3064703
Why would you ruin this image