I only have 3.3 btc am i a nocoiner?

No... of course not, dumbass

Pretty much yes

>>3037629
>t. Child with less money in crypto than OP

>>3037641
I have 27btc but that's all i own. I am 21

>>3037596
Hahahahahahaha... that poor guy looks like his soul has been replaced with coal.

Rounder than he is tall and his arms are barely long enough to reach the food in front of him due to his immense girth. He can't see the stains on his shirt because his neck rolls prevent his head from looking down, this man is the embodiment of the stereotypical American when the rest of the world calls the US Burgerstan.

He's not smiling because he knows that - even though the opportunity to eat Carls Jr with some 8.5/10 fitness sluts is a once and a life time thing for him - this moment is a fleeting taste of the life he could have if he decided to forego constant gluttony... but he knows he will choose gluttony and culinary debauchery until falling to an early death due to renal, hepatic, or cardiovascular failure (perhaps all 3 - at once!).


No, you're not a no-coiner. You're a 3.3 coiner also known as rich in 15 years if your spaghetti fingers can keep your shekels in your hands while dodging whale cock.

>>3037596
>I... have... coins
>am i a nocoiner
No. But you are a retard.

>>3037651
damn good for you dude! i have only 0.54 and im 21 :(

>>3037651
when it goes to $50k you could just retire

any BTC whales feelings generous advice too

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>>3037682
No, i wont stop until 2mil

>>3037686
get fucked

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>>3037670
to be fair, I only bought .002 to see if I could actually make money

>>3037729
I knew it in a split second that you were lying
What an idiot

just started in btc had .190 btc

>>3037659
thats me....

>>3037782

If not larping, seek serious medical and psychiatric attention. You're literally killing yourself with bad decision making. You deserve a better life than the one you're giving yourself by being a lazy fuck. Imagine banging the shit out of those chicks rather than having them get you another refill of 'beetus juice.

> BUT MUH GENETIC CONDITION / FEFES / WAH-WAHs

Shut the fuck up.

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>>3037596
>tfw only .05 BTC
Every time I gain something in alts I fucking lose it
I'm never gonna make it
I
I need
NEEED more BTC
THE PRICE WILL RUN AWAY FROM ME AND I'LL HAVE NEVER CAUGHT BIG GAINS™
THE WORLD GAVE ME TICKET OUT OF POORVILLE AND I'M SOILING IT
SOILED IT
SOILED IT

>>3037737
lol dude it's only worth 17 US dollars. Did you miss the decimal point?

I have 0.001 BTC, am I a nocoiner?

>>3037596
85% of this board has less than one so no, you are not a no coiner

>>3038717
exactly. good job OP

>>3038712
I have 1 dogecoin, am I a nocoiner?

>>3037596
No. As long as you have at least 1 full coin you're a coiner.

Pajeet and underage children with 0.004 don't count.

>>3037651
Nice job. 21+ master race.

>>3037596
I have 6 BTC, am I a nocoiner?