Revenge prank

How about you just tell your fucking boss to fire the guy or go over their heads and snitch to the health department.

Sugar in the gas tank for Pedro?

Unfortunately I think he's friends or family with the GM too cuz she's latino too... Honestly I don't work in the back with him and try to avoid him as much as possible so i've only seen him do a few bad things so I'm not sure I'd have enough evidence to report him to a health inspector or w/e

>>3032911
Um what does that do...if it makes his car blow up then no lol...
I was thinking about smearing dog shit or my own all over it

>>3032936
Don't do it. You sound very young / immature. In a few years you will be happy you didn't do shit (literally).
Dude has his reasons for being a dick. He doesn't sound like a guy with a good life or who is happy.
If he did anything illegal, report him. If he annoys you, talk to your manager. If the job isn't worth the hassle then quit. But don't look back, just learn from the situation and be happy next time you don't have to work with an asshole.

>>3033059
That sounds like good advice that I can't take.
I've had to work with this fuck for a long time unable to express myself because of fear of getting in a fist fight and because he doesn't understand english. Someone has to teach this rat dirt face sanchez a lesson. If not me then who? I don't care what happened to him in his life. Unless he's got down syndrome there's no excuse.

>>3033098
Was worth a shot. I was a right dickhead 10 years ago and have to cringe when I think back so I thought I try to be a voice of reason. But to be honest I wouldn't have listened either.
Whatever you end up doing - try to think through possible outcomes and scenarios so you don't get into trouble

>>3032875
Fuck his mom.

Alternatively you could always friend him on fb. Next, be one wildly rich. Enjoy a lavish life. He will see your great success and become even more bitter. Then, die at a ripe age of 109, knowing, on your deathbed, that you showed that beaner spic.

>>3033648
Become*

>>3033648
Lol...
I highly doubt this sanchez hopper even has fb. I need something quick, easy, and immediate

Here's what I did to one of my drug dealers who stole $20 from me:
>found out where he lived by tailing him home from work (at a safe distance where he couldn't tell it was me)
>waited until about 1am when you can reasonably assume most people are asleep
>keyed the fuck out of his car
>slashed one tire before throwing a rock through one of his windows (would've slashed more tires but it's really fucking loud)
He fixed his car up within a week and I did it again. DON'T STEAL FROM ME MYLES, EAT SHIT AND DIE.

>>3034064
I put a lot of planning into this by the way. I knew about how long the whole process would take and knew exactly what my escape route was and even had several plans in case of someone coming outside and seeing me, a car driving by, or whatever. This isnt something you can just do willy nilly. PLAN AHEAD.

>>3034064
This is good. Tho i was just gunna do it real quick while he's at work...then again might be cameras around

>>3034064
Better to position a few nails behind a tire near the sidewall. That way when he backs up his car in the morning, the tire is punctured. Near the sidewall ensures that the tire can't be patched; no ship will do it at least.

>>3032875
OP are you American? Just report him and other co workers to ICE, if they can't speak English, they better have a visa

Start pretending you're gay and flirt him. Mexicans do not have the same tolerance as you Americans with homosexuals and there you can accuse him of homophobia.

>>3034177
that's a good idea actually, I'll use this against the next person to cross me. thanks anon :)

>>3034193
Ask to suck his dick, try to hold his cock.

>>30330341
This is real good. I could be a lot more sneaky that way cuz i would have to carry a big knife around

>>3034179
Yes im american and im 80% sure hes illegal. I don't know who to call or what I'd say...and I kind of assumed my state doesn't care about illegals because of how many there are...is there a way to know if they'll enforce it or to make them?

>>3033098
One of the four "myths of anger" is that if someone makes you mad, they should be punished.

Just walk away. Take it from a guy that's done anger management and lived an angry life. Whatever you do to that shitbag won't change him. He will still be a shitbag.

>>3033098
You've already said he doesn't speak English. How do you know he DOESN'T have down syndrome?
For all you know his family is stuck with the Mexican mafia and he can't afford to slow down at work or he might getting fired, or else they die because he can't keep up payments in his shitty drive-thru joint job.

Don't be fucking autistic. If you're that scared of getting into a fist fight, you should be even more scared of the repercussions of potentially ruining the dude's life. If you quit, suddenly some stupid shit that definitely wasn't a coincidence, then he's probably going to link two and two even if he has a single digit IQ. Some faggot like this likely has nothing left to lose if you fuck with him further. He's already working one of the shittiest jobs in a place where he can't talk to the locals, with the food he made being thrown in the rubbish for reasons he can't understand.

>>3034313
Grammatical mistakes and shit, it's late, whatever. Don't be a dickbag to get back at a dickbag if you're not inherently a dickbag. He knows all the dickbag tricks and has been using them for longer than you.

>>3034193
Sry but i hate this guys guts. I don't want to give him any reason to think he's better than me or a reason to fight me. Plz keep on with the ideas tho i really appreciate the help. I had to work almost everyday in fear of getting attacked with him constantly scowling at me and preventing me from doing my job.

>>3034352
stop giving him the power to bother you, fight him like a man, or vandalize his property like a pussy. when will brainlets ever learn?

>>3034302
Plenty of people make me mad...
I don't let it bother me or get over it.
This guy talks down to me like im trash. And I can't tell him to fuck off cause he's literally physically aggressive so i'd end up getting in a fight. Hes the one with anger issues, and if i can spend any amount of time to fuck with his life its 100% worth it. He's a bully who shouldn't even be in the united states. My whole life i've confronted bullies and stood up to them...i suppose if this wasn't work related i would punch that mother fucker. But i don't want shit to go on my work record

>>3034313
Lol i hope his family is with the mexican mafia and they all get shot. The wife especially for choosing to be with a cunt. I was thinking of waiting a month or so before doing it so he doesn't suspect. No one talks down to me like he does. He must pay.

>>3034488
This is a board for investing. You're reverse-investing in your future. If you kill the Mafia's source of income, they'll take your kidney

Good luck senpai you autistic moron

>>3034404
You're saying i fight him like a man because vandalism would be a pussy thing to do and that I'm a "brainlet" well a true brainlet like yourself wouldn't know that kicking someones ass at work doesn't look good for future employers dumbshit.

>>3034502
>You're reverse-investing in your future.
Lol...if the mafias income is based of a $hitty mexichez minimum wage workers income i think my kidney will be safe ;)

>>3034488
You sound like an angsty fucking tween. I posted advice earlier and I regret it, you sound like someone who needs their ass beat. Grow the fuck up and stop caring so much about what other people do.

>>3034287
Not your local gov, call ice, feds'll handle it.