I have $800 dollars, and I'm new to investing. What do

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2017-08-10 08:50:31 Post No. 3007846
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Anonymous 2017-08-10 08:50:31 Post No. 3007846 [Report]

I have $800 dollars, and I'm new to investing.
What do I put my money into, /biz/?

Anonymous 2017-08-10 08:52:41 Post No.3007860
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Anonymous 2017-08-10 08:52:41 Post No.3007860 [Report]

>>3007846
invest in my fund. I pay 5% interest per year.

Anonymous 2017-08-10 08:54:03 Post No.3007875
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Anonymous 2017-08-10 08:54:03 Post No.3007875 [Report]

>>3007860
nice $40 per year

that gets me one order of dominoes

Anonymous 2017-08-10 09:04:24 Post No.3007925
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Anonymous 2017-08-10 09:04:24 Post No.3007925 [Report]

>>3007875
1. You're a fat fuck for spending $40 at Domino's
2. You're a white trash fuck for eating a Domino's
3. You're a dumb fuck for not understanding compound interest
4. You're a naive fuck to shrug off 5% yearly interest in a market that's projected to average 7 over your time horizon.

Enjoy losing your money in stupid investments and eating domino's for the rest of your life.

Anonymous 2017-08-10 09:06:56 Post No.3007934
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Anonymous 2017-08-10 09:06:56 Post No.3007934 [Report]

>>3007925
Lmaoooooo OP got pwned

I have $800 dollars, and I'm new to investing. What do

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