I have $800 dollars, and I'm new to investing.
What do I put my money into, /biz/?
>>3007846
invest in my fund. I pay 5% interest per year.
>>3007860
nice $40 per year
that gets me one order of dominoes
>>3007875
1. You're a fat fuck for spending $40 at Domino's
2. You're a white trash fuck for eating a Domino's
3. You're a dumb fuck for not understanding compound interest
4. You're a naive fuck to shrug off 5% yearly interest in a market that's projected to average 7 over your time horizon.
Enjoy losing your money in stupid investments and eating domino's for the rest of your life.
>>3007925
Lmaoooooo OP got pwned