ELI5 why I should invest in that coin.

>>2991441
Segwit just activated.
Lightning network is coming soon (much faster transactions)
STYX protocol happening soon (super anonymity)
And also, Romano (the lead dev) is a god of bantz

people on twitver told me to.

basically, Romano.

It's a solid coin, but it's also a cult-of-personality coin, which I will admit makes me nervous. I happen to like Romano's style and he's damn good at what he does, but at the same time, the coin's future is very much at his mercy. If he got bored with it or was hired away to some other project...