Summer 2031

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>Driving home from weekend lake house
>Wife Tanya sees antique store on side of road
>"Omg Anon, can we please stop?"
>Fucking wife loves early 2000s crap
>"Sure"
>Pull in, fat neet owner in the window eating Ramen noodles
>Starts checking out my 10/10 wife
>Glare at him before realizing he's actually just checking out my lambo
>Start browsing wares
>Wife puts on MAGA hat and looks over; we both laugh our asses off
>Neets avoiding eye contact now, sweating profusely just moving around the shop
>Wife picks up a Kekistani Flag "What about this one?"
>"Well, the dog bed does need a new cover but we'll have to wash it first"
>Neet raging now
>Wife squeals grabbing a worn out waifu pillow. “Oh please Anon?"
>Neet holds breath
>"Ugh, put that disgusting thing down. We don't know where it's been"
>Finally finished and go to checkout, hand neet my American Express BlockCard
>"Sorry we don't support American Express blockchain"
>Neet points to bumper sticker on register that says "Support low merchant fees. Use public blockchains"
>liberal faggot bullshit
>Hand him my MasterCard
>"Do you mind using a public blockchain? MasterCard takes 20% of the sale"
>"Well... MasterCard gives me 90% of merchant fees as cash back..."
>Neet sighs and swipes my card, transaction instantly confirms on the MasterCard Blockchain
>Phone Notification - "Merchant fees ($5.98 - 90%) transferred to Savings Account. Thanks for using the MasterCard Blockchain"
>Tell wife she needs to shower as soon as we're home after touching all this filthy crap
>Tell neet we need everything double bag and it in the trunk
>Get the hell out of there