4chan, tell me the quickest way to make 5000 bucks on the internet

reupload porn

How would I make money reuploading porn?

>>2987821
Find nude stills that aren't found by a google search.

Upload to reddit and pretend they're you.

Wait for your inbox to explode with neckbeards wanting to pay for private cam shows.

Offer to sell them your used underwear for big $$$.

I've made over $5k doing this in 2016 and I only did it half-asses.

>>2987821

I actually have experience with editing pictures so that they don't show up on google. Isn't that illegal though? Not worth it if I'm gonna get fucked big time for that kinda stuff. Also not sure how I'd get my hands on used underwear.

>>2987864
Just wear it yourself

>>2987875

Will the neckbeards not be able to tell the difference?

>>2987797
Are you a girl?

>>2987885
They won't. Go for a long run in them and dribble about 7 drops of piss and a tiny spray of women's perfume and they'll pay big dollars for that. Not exactly legal but who's gonna complain to the authorities about not receiving the correct piss stained undies?

Cover yourself by just accepting bitcoin as payment.

>>2987864
>Also not sure how I'd get my hands on used underwear.

dude just buy some cheap panties in wallmart, wear them while you trade shitcoins, spray some cheap female perfume on them and send them to a reddit neckbeard for easy cash and big profit margin

>>2987885
How would they?

>>2987910
>>2987917

I'm not a girl, but I might be able to convince a female friend of mine to wear shit. Probably wouldn't be comfortable with showing herself online in any connection to the whole thing though, can't blame her for that.

>>2987942
This guy gets it

>>2987947
Why would she do that? She might as well sell them herself.

ITT we get OP to feel good wearing women's underwear

>>2987821
find videos from one porn site
reupload them on another big porn site
profit

seriously, its really fucking easy, most videos in a single porn sites repeat like 50 times and people still watch them

>>2987853

Also, how much do you charge for a pair? I'm from Germany, isn't it pretty expensive to send things to the US for example?

>>2988017
since when does the seller pay for shipping hans

>>2988011

You get money for uploading videos to porn sites? How does that work?

>>2988025

Well, true.

>>2988029
i also wish to know this.

>>2988029
how does making money from youtube works senpai?

>>2988015
You'll get a lot of suspicious neckbeards that will ask you to write their names on you or hold a picture of their dong or something.

>>2988042

Well, through ads obviously, I just never thought it works the same way for porn sites. Also, I'm not exactly the owner of any porn videos, won't I get fucked for copyrights?

>>2988017
Shipping will barely reach $20 to and from US and EUR, incorporate that into the cost. Charge anything between $100 - $400.

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>>2988075

Not him, But my friend (who is a neckbeard incarnate) was forced by his parents to shut down his checking account because he gifted some chick he met on discord over $3,500 in 3 months on underwear and "private" photos

>>2988091

Tell him I'll take cash too

>>2988060
they eventually delete your videos, but they act slow as fuck.you can upload hundreds of vids meanwhile and make money while they find 2-3 of your repeating vids and take them down

Don't slow down guys, what else can I do for quick cash? I really just need 5k to invest in other stuff; stuff I know how to make money with.

>>2988166
i dont remember, i did this a few years ago, but i remember i made a few hundred euros monthly(~700 iirc)

for such a easy task its a good money

How do you do private cam shows if you arent who you say you are...

>>2988180

Can you suggest a site for doing that?

>>2988188
i used to dl videos from motherless and upload them on xnxx and xhamster, dunno if this still works now

buy artbyte like rn, gonna pump later tonight screencap dis

>>2988215
I am confused

>>2988196
well, that might be a problem then

>>2987853
Best post

>>2988262

I, the OP, on the other hand have very, very damn fast internet.

What do you guys think are my chances at just asking a very rich person to give me 5k? There's people that earn so much money they probably wouldn't realize if they'd lost that amount in the subway

>>2988197
what ad programs pay for porn views?

Spam your adfly links everywhere you can comment

>>2988495
What should I link to, though? Can't just use random pictures of hot girls, can I?

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>>2987987

>>2988011
Wouldn't this violate copyright or something?

Guys, what about crowdfunding? Can't I just make a GoFundMe campaign and get people to give me money?