How does Chad invest?

>>2976042
virgins do it for him

>>2976042
he doesn't

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>>2976042
in depreciating liabilities.

Chad, the one /r9k/ talks about, invests in IRAs, ETFs, index funds, etc. He puts as much into his 401k as his employer will match. He does a lot of holding. He buys bonds every now and then, maybe a little gold, but not much. He retires and has a clean $900k in the bank—not rich, but not bad. Enough to live out the rest of his life in peace.

Chad goes all in on SIGT.

>>2976071
That's the virgin investment plan

chad daytrades, knows nothing about stocks, gets rich by luck then goes around bragging how easy the stock market is

>>2976042
Chad has inheritance money, he doesnt need to worry about investing or work

>>2976128
that's Carl, not Chad

nepotism lands him a 150k a year job doing fuck all at some office.

>>2976042
It doesn't matter since markets react to him. If he invests in something his investment immediately doubles.

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>>2976042
Hyperlyth. He invests in Hyperlyth.

>>2976071
>>2976115
Both virgin investing. Chad does not buy index funds. Chad doesn't daytrade or buy meme cryptocurrencies.

Chad scams by creating memecoin ICO's and creates his own pennystocks. Chad makes bank with insider trading due to all the connections he's made... while VIRGIN INVESTORS, try to "beat the market" (ahahahaha) or do "passive cuck investing".

he doesn't. he just earns millions posting shirtless pics on instanormie

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>>2976042
#ETHERIUM BRO

>>2976042
digibyte

>>2976042
1 btc fee for a .001 transaction

>>2976052
this.
Chad lives for today, doesn't fear being out of a job. He'll just alpha his way into another job, maybe a CEO. Just flutter his eyes and bulge his muscles, put his hands on his hips so you're making eye contact with his one-eye trouser snake

>>2976115
>chad daytrades
No.

>>2976128
That's Chad's good friend Malcolm Chaddington IV

>>2976287
Nah Chad has a job in sales, maybe he's a broker or a consultant... except he doesn't write reports at the consultancy he basically just takes CEOs out and "facilitate deals"
>Dude, you should buy their company. If you don't you don't have any balls, I will lose all respect for you. Why don't you make an offer now? Are you a pussy!?

Chad doesn't invest because that requires forethought, and forethought means that he fears his own abilities. Chad doesn't NEED to invest because Chad will always have more income than he spend

CHAD goes all-in on ANS at 3 sats

Chad doesn't invest in crypto. He creates coins and sells them.

ever wondered where all that btc goes when its sent to the wrong address? chad

Chad throws a few grands at the ETH ICO for fun then immediately forgets about it and goes backpacking around the world to slay pussy. Two years later he reads an article on Snapchat about Ethereum and realises he's got a few extra millions.

https://coinspectator.com/news/21461/from-2000-to-1m-with-ethereum-everything-is-possible

>>2977262
>“And with the rest I’ll be taking the Barefoot Investor approach and investing in good-quality, dividend-paying shares.”
>And he’s not going to put any more money into Ethereum or Bitcoin because he said he didn’t think lightning would strike twice.
what a pussy