Does /biz/ have any halal investing tips? Nothing that collects

Unironically buy gold and silver. Should halal in any case

>>2964187
Marry 3-6 wives, and make sure you produce all very healthy and beautiful daughters, about 15 of them should be a good return on the investment of raising them to about 16-18 years old, and make sure you get large dowries from marrying them off.

Other than that, my grandparents were real estate owners and were muslim and collected large sums from tenants so that should be fine.

This advice only applies to Pakistan however since I don't know how Islamic marriages work in other countries.

>>2964187

Not sure if you're retarded, and actually want 'halal' investment tips for yourself, or genius and want to scam some sandniggers into buying 'halal' advice

You must really hate jews.

>>2964187
pork futures

>>2964187
to be honest, i hate islam with every quark of my very being. But i find M.E. chicks very hot. So to have 4 women who will virtually be my slaves is something i find quite interesting.
Probably ill just goto some shit-tier muslim country pretend to be muslim and fuck my brains out with my 4 slaved up mussi wives