I have zero assets and $700 per month after all expenses and

>>2958314
Buy bitcoin and invest in books to get a higher paying job

>>2958354
This is after 401k, rent, food, the works. Also somewhat conservative estimate since I'm putting away 200 into emergency funds and 300 towards loans.

>>2958397
You can use that $700 to buy some assets, I guess.

>>2958450
Fair enough. Off to the robinhood thread to lose my money then.

>>2958314
trade etherium. easily a 5-10 X whatever you can buy, a day.
its the poormans bitcoin

Spend it on 14 $50 dollar prostitutes

Or 7 $100 ones

I'm in the same situation, not sure whether just to drop and forget into a vanguard fund or actually try and actively manage it