PLUMBER

LOL you almost made me become a plumber for a moment there

What is the point in constantly posting this?

dishonorable disgusting pig. You swim in shit for a living. Enjoy your green toilet paper reward.

>>2952718
What, are you calling OP a liar?

do you ever get non retard clients that call you on your bs?

had a the pipe going into my water heater bust last month and the plumber tried to tell me he couldn't work on it because the unit was too old (it wasn't)

said i needed a whole new system(~5000$)

told him to fuck off and got another to replace the pipe for 250$

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>>2952777
Usually they don't catch me out on my shit.
If they do it's because I'm doing something that doesn't need to be done. In that case I'll upcharge on the parts needed.

A simple rule of thumb is if a part costs $25.00 you do MINIMUM $150.00 If your toilet costs you 200 to purchase, Charge the customer 800.

Its how you get ahead in life, Its called wealth redistribution. Just show up and do a mediocore job and go from company to company to company through your apprenticeship. Never show loyalty to anyone.

In general though home owners never come near me to even check. I have it down to a science. I'll swear and pound my hammer on a wall and say fuck fuck or whatever. Also skipping showers and only bathing once a week makes me offensive to be around. My body odor keeps most costumers in their upstairs where they belong. They never check to see how much material i use. It's quite funny.

>>2952777
so i guess there's some truth to the canadian plumber story. its definatively true that many times you see electricians and other tradesmen with nice cars and nice houses, and i know an electrician dude that constantly marks up like crazy. its culture apparently.

maybe on paper these guys don't make that much, but i don't think they make so bad in reality.

>>2952624
so, technically the first bitcoin inventors, and first investors are dirty Canadian plumbers flooding us with shit, and fake illusions?
Sounds accurate

>The woman of your dreams is now being plowed by another guy (a chad)
>you are waiting for them to break up, waiting months, even years
>they do break eventually, but you never get any courage to do anything
>2 months later she is in another 2 years relationship with Chad Mk.II
>you start thinking, as soon as they break up, it will be my chance (you know it wont)
>10 years later of repeating this cycle you will find a chubby 5/10 to settle with and unleash your virgin dick inside
>you might even learn to love the fatty...but you know you will never have the woman of your dreams. That woman.

Sleep tight bro, you ll never make it

>>2952624
I legit don't believe you

>>2953348
oops wrong pasta

You dumb cunt, where I live labour and materials are the most expensive in Canada. We FLY people from the province you live in all the way to ours. Even if you made 1/4 of what you claim to have made you would have some other sucker working for you while you sit at home and jerk off. Post a pic with your tools and your cold hard cash you fucking loser.

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>>2952624
>I unclogged 3 toilets each giving me ~600$ each

600 bucks to unclog a turd in a toilet?

summerfags. summerfags everywhere.