What kind of whale are you, /biz/?
1000 BTC+ : Blue Whale
501-999 BTC : Sperm Whale
251-500 BTC : Killer Whale
100-250 BTC : Orca
51-99 BTC : Narwhal
25-50 BTC : Dwarf Sperm whale
10-24 BTC : Catfish
5-9 BTC : Stingray
1.01-4 BTC : Goldfish
0.5-1 BTC : Minnow
0.49-0.1 BTC : Shrimp
0.01-0.09 BTC : Plankton
<0.01 BTC : Pajeet
>>2944248
catfish
used to be an orca
Shrimp reporting in
>>2944257
Same here
Will turn Dwarf Sperm whale because because of Bitchcoin
>>2944248
Stingray
>>2944248
100btc mightve made you a whale last year but no way no.
100k isnt nearly enough to influence market prices when even shitcoins have market caps of 150million.
whale is like 750+btc minimum
tfw stingray
>>2944248
>yfw you will never have enough coin to put up a massive wall large enough to force momentum back the other way.
Goldfish, feels bad
>>2944281
Stingray, which is also the best bass guitar
>>2944248
You understand that Killer whale and Orca are the same thing, right?
>>2944248
>tfw goldfish but stingray if I include "fiat on exchanges"
I buy the dips and arbitrage with fiat for my money. Guess that makes me a stingray in disguise looking for prey or some shit.
>>2944383
Retard OP.
Also, what the fuck is 0.3 BTC?
Dumb fagget. Slide.
>>2944417
>mfw buttmad Planktonfag
>>2944440
>0.01-0.09 BTC : Plankton
Being this dum. Its not a regular "dumb", it's /biz-dumb.
>>2944462
>my guess about him being poorer than he says is right and he gets mad about it
Starting to think you're a pajeet.
>>2944485
No, but you can't be that big of an american goy kiked dumb scum to think that
0.01 - 0.09 bracket magically includes 0.3
I swear you jewmerican burger scum are really the dumbest fucks on this planet, worse than the jews that rule your country and more pathetic than pajeets who immigrate there freely.
You fuckin dumb vermin.
>>2944248
stingray.
Now you call it *catfish* it will seem like a downgrade. stingrays can kill Aus-fag crocodile bullies
>>2944248
tfw pajeet...
pajeet scammer (0.001)
>tfw plankton about to enter Shrimp territory
JUST KEEP SWIMMING
i don't own btc shitcoin sir
I was a pajeet untill i became a no-coiner.
I don't know if thats a downgrade or an update tho?
>>2944248
Minnow here.
Goldfish once NEO pops.
>>2944248
proud goldfish reporting in
Goldfish weighing in at 3 BTC here.
To think I was a Pajeet 52 days ago
>>2944248
pajeet
Humble Goldfish who could have been a stingray or even a catfish if he hadn't missed on a certain occasion : /
hey pajeet here why the hate on us ;(
Read Moby dick and then maybe you can make a thread like this faggot
>>2944248
Minnow
>>2944248
Yesterday was Stingray...today...goldfish. fml
Im a pajeet, could've easily become a catfish if I listened to biz
>kms
Narwhal master race reporting in
>>2944248
>251-500 BTC : Killer Whale
>100-250 BTC : Orca
killer whale is an orca you fucking retard
Dwarf Semen Whale
>>2945381
lol this
>>2944912
I found Dory!
>>2944248
I started as a minnow, then goldfish until a couple of weeks ago at which point i was minnow again.
minnow... was a goldfish
>>2944257
What happened?
>>2944248
One day I will be the biggest sperm whale.
t. goldfish
YOUR MOM IS A FAT WHALE
>>2944248
who /stingray/ here?
>>2944248
Gentle, modest guppy of peace reporting in with 2.5 BTC. I need to get to at least 50 to be set for life here in East-Europistan.
Pic related. Me in my natural habitat.
>>2945753
so you are female?
a/s/l?
Minnow reporting in
>>2944248
>goldfish
>>2944417
It's shrimp you dumb fagget. Learn to read.
>>2945772
24, so not too bad yet. Atleast I hope I haven't completely missed the cryptotrain to milquetoast land. I'm more disturbed by the fact that I've seen more opportunities for huge gains left and right than I ever thought were even still possible in any other market. This shit is wild.
Just wanna load up, live off dividends eventually and have a nice family with many white children to bolster the ranks.
>>2944248
Stingray reporting in!