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Making money off solar eclipse 2017 2017-08-02 02:38:31 Post No. 2930607
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Ok, /biz/ybees,
The Solar Eclipse of 2017 is almost upon us. Forget the crypto bullshit for a minute, let's talk about straight hustlin'.
I need to make some coin quick, how do I profit off this event? I already have designers working on logos for my Redbubble account, and I can probably rent out some land for campers. What else will turn a profit?
>T-shirts
Redbubble already has that shit done for me.
>dropshipping
It might be too late to get that box of Kanye eclipse glasses, plus I don't want to hang around a festival selling glasses.
Throw your ideas down and let's make some real $, /biz/
P.S. fuck crypto
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>>2930607
If you want to make some money, do this. Order glasses that make it safe to observe the sun directly ahead of time. Get a couple friends to hang out in restaurants, parks, etc to sell them on eclipse date. Profit.
Alternatively, you could post referrals for eye exams the day after for retards who don't know how to view the sun.
You can thank me later
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>>2931005
Thanks, just bought 100k
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I'm thinking stock photography might also be an option.
>Use a high quality DSLR to take pics
>Post to iStockPhoto
>Wait for royalty checks to come in
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>>2930607
You're too late. Look at this
https://www.amazon.com/best-sellers-camera-photo/zgbs/photo/ref=as_li_ss_tl?pf_rd_p=18f3a9ac-3a10-42eb-af34-a2720e0d29ac&pf_rd_s=center-3&pf_rd_t=2101&pf_rd_i=home&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_r=5K2HWT25CQK05XS07ZWS&pf_rd_r=5K2HWT25CQK05XS07ZWS&pf_rd_p=18f3a9ac-3a10-42eb-af34-a2720e0d29ac&linkCode=ll2&tag=squrr-20&linkId=64849225a82ffd10121932042b609eb9
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I will somehow work the fidget spinner into the solar eclipse for mad dosh.
Traffic is.going to be crazy up here in PNW, maybe I can sell tamales or something...
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>>2932154
tamales are fucking gross who the fuck wants their food wrapped in grass
it's just a goddamn meat paste that tastes nasty, like the shit in cheap frozen tacos
tex mex is where it's at
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