You have 10 seconds to give me ONE good reason why you aren't

He thinks we live in a computer simulation

he talked some shade about crypto opinion discarded

>>2917980
/thread

>>2917971
He believes in global warming and Florida will be underwater by the year 2016.

>>2917971
He runs a sham space company subsidized by taxpayers.

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>>2917971
autist

>>2917971
because Tesla is shit and Space X isn't publicly traded

>>2917980


we do, although could also be a hologram

>>2918001

Sham LOL

tard, we were having to rely on Russia to get shit to the ISS,

K Y S

>>2917971
no money lol

>>2917971
but I am

https://www.globalxfunds.com/funds/lit/

>>2917971
He makes stupid sex jokes like a 12 year old

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>>2917971
$50 a barrel of oil dumbass. And it's summer, which means it's easily hitting $30 by November.

My money doesn't go to giant cock sucking faggots

He might genuinely be crazy.

>>2917971
too busy winning with Bitcoin

>>2917971
he a cracka

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This guy is a fraud. Space is science fiction. Do some research.

Sears financials look attractive in comparison to tesla.

>>2917971
his golddigging whore will end up with half of the money I would invest in him

>>2917971
i started buying TSLA stock about a month ago. im currently at 11 shares with an average share price of $360. im planning on holding long af so it's whatever, but these red days don't make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. and now earnings is coming up..

this thread was up last week and I'll tell ya again faggot, Elon Musk is a fraud. His rocket launches are CGI, he is in bed with government. He is a bald cuck like most of you anon's as well. Elon musk will be burning in eternal hell for deceiving us all - fyi earth is flat and space does not exist as we have been told

He thinks crypto is a scam.

I missed thouse threads, always remind me of the comfy 2016 biz times

>>2918627
Just lmao
Go on a plane,you can easily see a curve around the horizon,even if it is a very slight degree

>>2919763
Ghost is that you??

>>2919866
that's because the plane windows warp the image you see, idiot.

>>2917990
The math supports the theory though. If someone 100X smarter than you thinks the simulation theory is legit, it's time to pay attention.

>>2919915
Woah,dem guvbment hi-jacks le plane

>>2917980
>>2917990
>pea brains detected

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUIcCyPOA30

>>2917971
The guy is a fucking Martian. That's why.

Have you not seen the Solar City panels on mars?

>>2917996
sauce please!

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>>2919915
Shit! He knows! Someone make him drink the tapwater!

I invested in SPRTS and made 8.2 BTC in 2 days.

>>2919915
Then go up in a biplane without windows. You can pay for a pretty cheap joyride, just find someone local.

>patiently waits for flatearther tard to make excuse

>>2919950
You want to know why MH17 was shot down? The wrong windows were installed. People on the flight started to realize what earth actually looked like, and shortly after a phonecall was made to request the missile strike. There's documented proof of all of this, so don't be ignorant.

>>2920185
lol,send links

Screencap this

Tesla will get rek'd by volvo/polestar

>>2920202
google it, i'm not your fucking errand boy.

>>2917971
I get the impression that he's not as smart as people think, or he wants them to think. Idk...he just has always struck me as a tool.

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>>2917971

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>>2920591

I put all my money into $SHLD

>>2920610
Fuck off... dudes a billionaire and you're going to point out that he was going basld at one point in his life? ... lets have as contest to see who can get whateverthefucktheywant in life first....

>>2918375
Baller on suicide watch. It's all a HOAX.

>>2920175


You have got to be retarded. At under 10k feet (biplane) you won't see a curvature unless its a very clear day. at 30k feet you won't see a curvature unless its a very clear day.

Even if you do see a curvature its probably your brain thinking you see one.

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RESEARCH FLAT EARTH

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>>2918375
>ISS
>Real

Baller, you are so fucking gullible.

Watch this ISS bloopers video. You HAVE to believe this since you are a baller. OWN this. You HAVE to believe in it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi_KjIPKv68

>>2917971
It costs too much to invest in him now. Wait for the "Elon Musk is Finished" headlines and then buy.

>>2918367
It is a hologram. Don't mean it's not real tho

>>2920175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAoCBHiNF10

Watch this video, and explain to me why the ISS is real

>patiently waits for the BallCuck to make excuses

>>2920042
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qpw7dsgcKw
EXPLAIN THIS, JUDEN.

RESEARCH FLAT EARTH

>>dudes a billionaire
He's a crypto jew and was likely born into wealth
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crypto-Judaism

His cars are shit
The only reason they sell is because they were the first evs on the market that weren't a tiny little jap box, and weren't literally who boutique garage ornaments
Muh marketing

As soon as volvo (almost there), Mercedes, bmw, vw, Toyota nissan Honda etc etc etc start making proper evs, tesla is fucking over, like that fisker brand. No amount of government subsidies will save them

Salty I didn't buy lots of tesla shares and make mad bank from all the silicone Valley hype faggots tho, real shame. That was an obvious happening