Just crashed my dad's car

>>2904375
Get out those kneepads and start sucking dick till you pay off your debts

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>>2904375
Work for McDonald's for a year to pay for the damage.

I could work 3 months and probably pay most of it, but I still have to graduate college next year.

Just cardshed muh dad's car

/biz

Fucking summer fag

Go back to God damn rebbet

>>2904375
Get a real job and work at it for 2 weeks

I go to college you retard

And EU isn't US

>>2904593
You're a retard for going to college, enjoy your 20+years of debt so you can make 2 extra dollars per hour

So all collective hive-mind has no ideas?
You're a disgrace.

Hodl car until value spikes then dump it for sweet fiat dollars. Your pops will be impressed at your business acumen.

>>2904676
How about you tell your old man the truth like an adult?

>>2904375
buy bitbeans

Learn to drive

Have your shitty friends help you pay the costs. Why the fuck did you have e to drive?

>>2904601
Thanks to scholarships I graduated with only 4k in debt and I make $18 an hour because I didn't choose a meme degree like psychology.

Anyone who says college is bad is just a bitter high school dropout, I swear

>>2904375
My first question is why are you calling it a crime scene? Is there something you're not telling us?
>everything I earned just disappeared
Welcome to adulthood. You are responsible for fixing your mistakes.
What are you really asking with this thread? Is it, how do I make X dollars or how do I dodge responsibility? All we can offer you is the obvious truth - if you crash a car, you pay for car, or have no car. What more do you need