>yes I'm here for the job interview

>>2895024
sorry we only hire canadian plumbers

>>2895024
>white male
sorry the position has already been filled

>please take a seat on the couch, young man.

>I'm going to need to check your.. *cough* "qualifications"

>>2895024
Uh h-hii
Can I see your coc- *erm* r-resume. Oh, you used to be a life guard *fixes bow tie* do y-you have anymore d-icks, I mean things for me.

>sorry we're currently looking to diversify our workforce

>>2895024
>a striped suit? sorry we are not looking for clowns

>>2895024
yeah no try shaving next time, wear proper fucking attire, and stop sexually harassing me with your stare. get out of my office.

also you're """white""" and we're looking to diversify.

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>So, anon, why exactly do you want to work for us?
>What are you passionate about?
>Are you "bubbly"?
>Are you a "superstar"?

You're hired. I take it you brought your own knee pads?

>Sir this is McDonald's

i thought i ordered a female hooker

>>2895371
>implying you wouldn't

>I can finally pretend to have a dad

>>2895332
trigger me timbers

>>2895024
>Mr. Thundercock? come right through.

>>2895332
>looking for a rockstar that works well in stressful hellish conditions xDD

>>2895024
Sorry pal, there's no way I'm letting a guy like you into my office to hoover up all the pussy.