My 23andme said that Im 5 % jew. Does that mean Im in the tribe?

lmao 5% is like small baby

10% ashkenazi reporting

>>2891431
it sure does.

>>2891431
i am 100% jew

you cannot stop the jew movement.

>>2891431
only if you got it from your mother

>>2891431
Not enough. Hitler was 8% jew. Even he was a bigger jew than you.

>>2891431
congrats OP, now the jews have your DNA on file. They will probably not exterminate you since you are 5% kike

>ywn be jew

>>2891498
>100%
6 million percent Jew here. How does it feel to be a tribelet?

>>2891431
2.5% ashkenazi jew here. Can I still profit from it?

>>2891431

your mother needs to be a full blood jew, or else you not in the club according to talmudic law

sorry goy

I don't even need to ask this but it's safe to assume this board has the most heebs on it correct?

who here BAB (Big Ashkenazi Brain)

I wonder if all this financial prowess is worth losing your foreskin

>>2891431
It means train trips, showers and ovens are in your immediate future.

>>2892717
Dammit /sci/

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>>2892728
>Tfw I remember those threads

>>2891431
>callmyself stein
Stein means rock, a fitting description for anon's smarts

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I too have trace amounts of jew DNA according to ancestry.com

>>2891431
>Does that mean Im in the tribe?
That means your great grandmother got JEWED.

>>2891498
>doesn't call it a jewvment
You had one job.