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ive been up and down this board/jewgling "how to" for the past hour and still cannot wrap my head around crypto. please anons, give me a crash course on how to play the game..fastest/safest ways to buy coin..wallets for coin? and everything inbetween.
t. tired wagecuck
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Go to coinbase
Buy $50 in BTC
Transfer it to Bittrex
Fuck around with everything you "learned"
Lose most of it learning the hard way
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>>2889209
either you
-pay us for teaching you because you this will definitely make you rich unlike listening to retards like Warren Buffet and Elon Musk
->>2889214
-gamble and learn
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first off, realize that you are already lost. Whales were made in last few years and control the market and its prices. You are picking up pennies in front of steamrollers.

Second, do more research. That's how you eat lunch from inexperienced traders. Make the knowledge gap as wide as possible. You are Eternal September right now.

Third, buy low, sell high. Seems obvious, but needs repeating.

Fourth, start with a total shit coin and sub 100$ investment. You'll probably lose it and then lose interest, or you make something and can move to higher stakes.

Fifth, do everything opposite that biz says. If you see lots of shilling for a coin, it means you are already too late: They are pumping the value, so they can drop their bags on you.

Sixth, choose a strategy that matches your risk profile. Everything from interday shit coin margin trading to holding until heat death of the universe.

Seventh, trust no one. Not me, not some Youtube channel, not your exchange, not your wallet programmer, not even yourself (limit what you can do).

Eight. Best wallet is offline cold storage, but wouldn't bother for sub 10BTC amounts.

Nine. Diversify your holdings and exchanges. One of your holdings will crash and one of your exchanges will get hacked. But also, one of your holdings will moon, and one exchange will have the hacker of the other exchange dumping coins for cheap.

Tenth. Start getting addicted to cocaine. It takes the edge off, puts you in right mindset, and now your body naturally urges you to take more risk (this is good) so you can buy coke from your gains.
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>>2889209
>past hour
Add another 20 hours of research.
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>>2889256
10 steps to success, im off to buy some coins and a 8 ball
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