>TFW a millionaire nocoiner. Problem finding a real job, kids?

>tfw millionaire buttcoiner
My wealth grows exponentially and I don't have to do anything.

>tfw i know both of u are LARPing

>>2887320
Successful people don't browse /biz/. Only losers, rejects, psychopaths and worthless beings stay.

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>>2887302
>tfw poor as dirt but in rich parents will to receive $500k.
>tfw they probably wont die until im in my late 40's
>tfw i wont be young enough to enjoy any of it.
>tfw i have to go the next 20 years of my life knowing this and being poor

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>>2887330
Why cant a successful person be on biz?

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>>2887334
>tfw if i had the money now i could have already invested it and paid them the money back with the profits i would have made

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>Claims to be millionaire
>Uses low quality memes
Seems legit to me.

>>2887345
why don't you convince them to be your investors or some shit if you're so sure about it.

>>2887345
You sound like an entitled little shit that would have wasted money he couldn't apprehend over reckless and stupid investments.
>I'm a professional cryptocurrency day trader DAAAAAAAAD

>>2887400
I do trade crypto but im not stupid. I would have invested it in high dividen utility stocks and just left it there.I would literally be making thousands per month by now.

>>2887345
>>2887400
Wasn't there a story about a guy that gambled away all his and his sister's inheritance on bitcoin? I'm pretty she couldn't go to uni or something because of it.

>>2887413
Found it. Have some rage
https://amp.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/1r88vl/need_advice_on_inheritance_arbitrage_family_etc/