CAREERS THREAD

salesman (seriously)

Interface Designer.

kickstarter-er

>>2877492
This

Always in short supply

>>2877606
top 5% of wage earners are salespeople....

>>2877492
is it?
if you don't sell or can't sell it's terrible.

>>2877681
No one said it was easy

>>2877575
Is that what they call a UX designer? I'm just finishing a coding boot camp, learned both front end and backend. For my first job I'm not picky about what I'll be doing but eventually I think I'd like to get into user interface design because I'm more of a creative person (front end) than back end kind of guy.

>>2877703

You probably don't have enough good experience to be a dedicated back end engineer anyway

Front end gets paid a little less but it's easier and (probably from your perspective) more fun

and everyone has a website these days so it's javascript/HTML jobs galore

>>2877687
then it aint stable.

>>2877492
Yeah, I've heard claims about this. How do you become a good salesperson? How to you find a company to sell for that has a really good payout and good commission rates?

In Canada police officers get paid well. You start at like $55k then over 5 years your pay is increased to $92k

>>2877492

It seems like everyone's hiring for this, for any skill level, and they make mad money.

But you are going to be working at least 60 hours a week, and you are going to have to talk to people and be uncharacteristically charismatic. So good luck with that

>>2877726
>92k
buddy we talking min 100k here

>>2877708
Thanks for the tip! Are you in the industry? What do you think is the average pay now for entry front end? I'm in the Portland/Seattle area so there's seems to be a lot of opportunity.

>>2877480
i'm an it systems engineer, but i want to be a quant or programmer in finance

guy can dream, can't he?

>>2877795
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=ux+designer+salary+Portland+Seattle

>>2877480
Accounting major here. Gonna get my cpa and do some time in public unless I get lucky and can get fat stacks via an internship private. This is the real token to a cozy 40 hour workweek with plenty of money and time for family. I'll enjoy my life while nerds chase those bottles and models for 100 hours a week.

>>2877879
sorry mate. i forgot to add accounting to the exceptions list. bye

>>2877795

I'm guessing $60-90k for that market since it's a little inflated

>>2877726
Yea but then you can't be degenerate and do fun drugs

>>2877480
I'm a biology major but i don't really want to go into medicine. how fucked am I?

>>2878045
We are fucked dude

I'm getting a double major in neuroscience and psychology next year - it turns out I hate both medicine and research

We are done

>>2878056
Are you me? fuck i hope crypto takes off

>>2877480
trader. 150K USD junior

>>2877726
very difficult to get in though as I understand it

>>2877879
how do i pay less taxes? i'm in australia

>from NEET to top % salesman
is this even possible?

>>2878227

You are going to have to literally develop an act and a character because "being natural" won't cut it

>>2878045
Graduated with biology degree here. I knew I wanted to go into medicine so I'm fine... But for you, a biology is one of the worst degrees. Would you care working in a hospital lab? After your degree look into clinical lab technologist programs, and others along those lines.

seems like highest paid sales are in tech, finance, pharma.
up to 2 mil take in home.

professional crypto trader here

it pays well if you buy the dip.

>>2878045
Not entirely. I know someone with a masters in Biology and works for OSHA, completely unrelated. It just shows you like cock up your ass and student loans, so you're golden :^)

>>2877879
>Chase bottles and models with 100 hours a week
FUCKING THIS. Management major here, but I am going to get my CFA level 1 next year. All these monkeys think they are going to become Gordon Gecko by becoming an IB slave. They are spending the best years of their lives working 15 hours minimum a day. I am more than happy going into commercial/corporate banking where I will be making six figures by mid 20s and only work 40 hours a week. If I want to make more money, I'll get an MBA

>>2878506
*Gekko

programmer.
make website. sell out to microsoft for billions. retire.

>>2877480
>Actuary
Huge demand and starting salaries are at least 70k. 100k if you have good grades and skills. You also get raises for taking exams

>>2877480
professional classical musician. my bf works ~20 hours a week and makes 120k.

>tfw you wasted your childhood playing videogames

I work as a canadian plumber. I posted a thread here a few days ago about how i am making $55,000 - $85,000 a month but everyone laughed at me.

Too bad you fucking cuck fags look down on trades. You just want an easy life with.
> Muh Computers
> Muh Salesman
> Muh Software Engineer

Meanwhile I installed 2 boilers today each netting me ~2700$ each. Unclogged 4 toilets. And started a bathroom reno.

All in all i walked away with $12,000 cash in my fucking hand. Too bad you niggers are too afraid to get your hands dirty.

Stay poor techyfags.

>>2878669
Lying fuck post a pay stub you pajeet faggot

>>2878669
So you make 1 mil in a good year before taxes...
That's hard to believe honestly unless you are 1 in a million plumber.

>>2878740
He is larping

>>2878669

Why are you so mad lmao

>>2877853
The dream of the internet helping us to self-learn any subject is becoming truer every day, even for quantitative finance. https://deals.bleepingcomputer.com/sales/python-programming-bootcamp-2-2?utm_source=bleepingcomputer.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=python-programming-bootcamp-2-2_070517&utm_term=scsf-238943
Stop dreaming and see what you can do.

>>2878669
>not dual-speccing in programming and plumbing

I work as a canadian maple syrup maker. I posted a thread here a few days ago about how i am making $65,000 - $105,000 a month but everyone laughed at me eh.

Too bad you fucking cuck fags look down on trades. You just want an easy life with.
> Muh Computers
> Muh Salesman
> Muh Software Engineer

Meanwhile I collected maple syrup from 2 trees today today each netting me ~2700$ each. Pruned 4 trees. And started writing a book about maple syrup.

All in all i walked away with $15,000 cash in my fucking hand. Too bad you niggers are too afraid to get your hands dirty.

Stay poor techyfags.

Software Engineer here.

I like to think it's pretty stable. I make >100k.

Working on FIRE at 45.

>>2878913
yes and then you poop it into a clogged toilet that the Canadian plumber in >>2878749 replaces for $10,000

oh, how i envy your lives of fellating trees in the icy woods and literally handling strangers' feces! Guess I'll have to be content with this fucking Caribbean condo and these silly, silly coins...

>>2878913
fucking kek'd

real estate sales is the easiest thing to get into that has gateways to commercial real estate, development and investing yourself with your knowledge+ real estate gainz

>>2879126
Are you in real estate?

I work as a australian shitposting consultant. I posted a thread here a few days ago about how i am making $65,000 - $105,000 a month but everyone laughed at me eh.

Too bad you fucking cuck fags look down on trades. You just want an easy life with.
> Muh Computers
> Muh Salesman
> Muh Software Engineer

Meanwhile I redpilled 3 clients about aboriginals today each netting me ~2700$ each. Gave a seminar on holocaust denial. And started writing a book how I desperate want to end my life.

All in all i walked away with $15,000 cash in my fucking hand. Too bad you niggers are too afraid to get your hands dirty.

Stay poor techyfags.

>>2879385
this is getting out of hand

im a csr for budget rent a car. 100k cad/yr

>>2878083
Trader of what?

>>2878520
Okay but what type of website are we talking about? Why are you smartfags so fucking cryptic? Reee?