>buy the news

>professional BTC daytrader

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>>2875289
>sell the rumor?

>>2875289
>finishes taking photo
>sets sword on coffee table
>goes into kitchen and opens oven
>checks on partially cooked tater tots
>sets timer for another 8 minutes

>>2875289
>gas the jews?

>>2875313
>takes photo and car pulls up
>it's mom in the wood paneled station wagon
>throws jacket and sword on grass (sword is exposed, not sheathed)
>runs inside, excitedly to meet mom. clapping hands
>she brought back 3 large pizzas from little ceaser's and a 2-liter of a&w root beer.

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>blockchain

>>2875313
>manages to snap one photo before dad's car pulls up.
>"Dirk! the fuck is wrong with you? get you faggot gay ass up to your room"
>throws sunglasses and dad's imitation sword down, visibly sobbing.
>But you said you were going all the way to Wallmart to pick up some poptarts for christmas dinner!
>fuck Dirk, why you such a fag since your coalburner mom died?
>unzips pants while beckoning Dirk to the garage.

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>"hard"fork

>>2875339
>>2875374

This seems like a true story coming from the source. I feel like I'm back in 1989.