/OfficePranksGeneral/

Anyone? :3

Laxative brownies or cupcakes. Leave in the lunch room and watch the 10+ staff fight over the two bathrooms. I've gotten sent home early with this, claim you're affected too and sit in 1/2 bathrooms for half an hour and get a free next day off.

>>2873915
Very funny prank ideas:
Delete all their files
Throw boiling water at them
Wreck their car
Steal their wallet
Kill them

>>2874029
I'm not trying to get fired though sempai

call a flower company and tell them that you want to celebrate the fact that 'insert name' just got married/ came out of the closet/etc. or just order something and tell them it's a present from the local swingers club

Also you can go on fiverr.com and for 5$ someone will mail an envelope to whoever you want that is filled with glitter

>>2873915
give them some party drugs and rape them?

>>2874029
Lol. I've eaten lax brownies and I just had a nice poop. You're making this up

>>2873915
If they dont lock their PC: Take screenshot of desktop, set as background, hide icons, kill explorer.exe, inverse mouse keys and desktop orientation.

realtalk I did this once as a joke to the guy sitting next to me and the oblivious IT guy from the company replaced his computer.

Stand up in the middle of the office and tell everyone you have an announcement to make then detonate an IED. lol

I merged the vents between the shitter and the office of a guy who is really annoying.

Now if he pisses anybody off, they can go take a shit and turn on the vent fan and pump the shit smell into his office.