Call me 3 reasons why I should buy ETH now?

1. its
2. gonna
3. moon

>>2839728

Umm,

1. Big fat head.
2. Thousands upon thousands of new eth minted daily
3. two words: hackable blockchain

>>2839752
The price is already too high, see no reason why it should moon in this year

1. If you believe in thin russian guy, buy.
2. Even if it's a scam, people will still buy it.
3. Smart contracts.

>>2839728
Someone buy him a steak for the love of God.

>>2839728
It's fucking cheap. Back in June I bought a bunch for $260 and sold for $380.

>>2839728
>be you
>actually thinking of buying this shitcoin
>don't care about the weekly hacked wallets
>don't care that big daddy BTC has woken up
>actually want to burn your money by giving it to a russian jew

also to be real
>shit code
>shit fundamentals
>weak leadership

only pro is that they got good marketing, but all the marketing in the world won't keep this shitcoin alive for long.

Vitalik is NOT a furry

>>2839774
In Russia steak is 76% sawdust

>>2839728
Is this the only good pic of him?

>>2840047
I was thinking the same. You definitely see that alpha male jawline in this pic. I can't believe he has a GF..

>>2840110
>he - millionaire
>I can't believe he has a GF..

>>2839834
It's never been 380 lad

>>2840480

It was at 420 at one time you retard

>>2840494
lol no. btw how do i buy it

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>>2840047
I think he's a shape shifter. Sometimes he looks alright. Sometimes he looks like he has aids.

>>2839728
Vitalik is straight up Chad Pussyslayer

>>2840517
His life force is tethered to the price of ETH

>>2839752
Sorry broham, but that rocketship is out of gas.

>>2840517
It's almost like he's smoking crack or something..

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>>2839728
Who keeps photoshopping him is that how he really looks like?

He's sick. Something's seriously wrong with this guy. He wears faggy pony shit in public.