Can someone explain the recent Ethereum hack to an idiot?

plz help

ANS is hack proof so everybody sold their ETH and bought ANS

pajeets at parity fucked up with their wallet, nothing to with eth, thats it

>>2830494
there was a bug in the initwallet function that allowed anyone to become the owner of the wallet just buy calling this function.

>>2830589
to do*

>>2830589
>>2830590
Is it fixed now?

>>2830590
Jesus christ. I know nothing about coding, the only coding I ever did was a bit of JASS for WCIII maps and even to a noob like me that seems like a trivial as fuck exploit.

>>2830599
Its bad. Literally left a function public. And aparently this is in the default template. Eth is done.

>>2830605
>$220
>Eth is done

>>2830589
Pajeets? You mean one of the Ethereum founders? Why would you hide the truth like that?

>>2830645
>implying he actually does any coding at parity

Something about people with black hats have robbed the ETH facility in Ohio. White hat wearing guards tried to defend the coin, but they were too late. I think they stole around 100k.

>>2830494
Just FUD. Some vulnerability in some bullshit wallet noone uses. People trying to use that to justify "ETH is shit" when it has nothing to do with the larger project.

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>>2830706
0hi0hat here.
89k n some change.
:^{|)

>>2830494
>>2830578
>>2830587
>>2830594
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>>2830599
I am looking for the Ethereum helpdesk
Please help me all my money is gone.

>>2831298
KYS how can multi-million stolen from a wallet software that is no one use?

>>2830590
>download ETH extractor
>let it run for a few hours
>got 57 ETH
>the market price is now rising for some dumb reason
>I fiinally have a bit of luck in my life, lamboland here I come

>>2830494
ETH wasn't hacked, the parity team which runs probably the most popular wallet software (because it's fast) had a bug in one of their multisig contracts, which means it takes multiple people (signatures) to send a transaction. but they cocked up that one contract so bad apparently anyone could take the coins out. but then again, it went unnoticed until it was too late so it did take some skill to unearth.

that's the rub with smart contracts. if you write a shit contract, then the contract can get hacked. ETH is just the platform the contracts run on.

>>2831338
>>2830605
>>2830599
>>2830494

weev has a video on this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzcGryAU1_M

>>2831653
What software.

>>2831298
Solidity is a shit language. That's something to do with eth.

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>>2831714
>>2831714
DO YOU want it? Then Research it. FIND IT. It's literally a few pages away.

>>2831786
Its not.
https://pastebin.com/bwZy4k4e
I think one of the parity devs posted this to pastebin tho. THat GitHub link is not there anymore.

>>2831786
Bump you fag