Teachings of the jew:

>>2823852
My friend and I would go to McDonald's, ask for a free cup of water, then go to the McDonald's down the road and fill up our cups with pop from the fountains as if we were getting free refills of drinks we already paid for.

Was it worth it? Yeah. Minimal effort and free pop. Did I learn anything? I guess, just how to do simple scams like that where you don't really gain anything. Responsibility? They eventually started making us pay for cups of water so we stopped

>>2823852
My own:
>Get caught out by university meme but decide fuck it, not doing anything i think is useless and study engineering degree.
>Meet bunch of guys in class who run regular scams and become friends with them
>University starts going the way of communism after america has its flare-up of human herpes
>art students losing their shit all over the place
>we create a "council" within the university to fight institutional prejudice, inequality, all that retarded shit and start a campaign across the art student residencies saying we need donations to get the university to institute free education for non-whites
>get art students to be the figureheads of the campaign and say we will handle the money
> we all pay off a reasonable chunk of our student debts then invent some bullshit about the university confiscating all funding and citing laws that the campaign is actually not endorsed or legal
>We all completely vanish from the movement, with only a few people ever having known our names or faces
>a month later it lead to several art students rioting across campuses like chimps and burning shit everywhere as they believed that university management was now authoritarian

its nothing impressive but I was proud that we managed to pull it off

>>2824007
wow. that's pretty good lol

Actually give out usurous loans on Lending Club between 15%-30%.

No. Returns are baby boomer investor level at about 14% a year after deducting defaults.

I learned dividends are a meme unless you're already rich and you need to focus on growth assets.

My state requires that you are an accredited investor to use LC which I don't have the means for. I declared income from LC anyway and didn't get gassed for it.

I could probably do better but I'm only .1% Ashkenazi so I'm limited genetically.

>>2824007
>>2824007

When I was in Elementary school I used to goto a store called "Liquidation world" and buy a box of chocolate bars that tasted like shit and were about to expire so they were 75% off.

Sold the chocolate at school for 100% profits.

Realizing that people will believe anything if your young I went balls deep and baught tons of the cookie drive boxes, mint chocolates and anything i could get my jew hands on.

Went door to door selling cookies and taking donations at the same time.

The only person to ever question me was an old cis white male *i stopped after that. I felt bad hurting my fellow whitey

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>>2824036
the money was nice but this was the real prize. A lot of these retarded niggers got ejected from the university for chimping out. The campus is mildly more bearable now.
(The movement was already happening, we just made profit off of their stupidity)