Yet another scams thread. Let's get scammin' anons

>>2810593
>Filter piss
>Drink rain
>Never buy water again

>Wipe ass with hands after shit

>dress up like a girl
>go to a gym
>get naked in women's locker room
>check out the boobs and stuff
>get thrown out
>contact the aclu and sue the gym

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THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT

Are they even trying anymore?

http://bitcoinist.com/synchrolife-announces-token-crowdsale-to-develop-the-worlds-first-blockchain-based-decentralized-restaurant-recommendation-platform/

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>>2810617
>>2810619

Need a new scam I can use to make a little cash before I travel to Japan next year. Any ideas?

>>2810666
Ohh damn Satan needs some tips/biz/

>>2810619

lol

anyone??

>>2810593
I created a FUD bot that posted on every Ethereum related internet source with generic Ethereum hate to encourage it to drop so I could buy more.
I bought 400ETH at the last low :)

Buy external hard drives from Walmart and take them apart to remove the hard drive then kill yourself.

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>order an iphone from amazon
>choose same day day delivery
>arrives at my doorstep
>claim it was stolen
>amazon refunds the money
>use that money to buy a macbook pro and apple earbuds
>choose no rush shipping because the hardware wont go obselete in a week
>arrives at doorstep
>claim it was stolen
>amazon refunds my money
>use that money to order myself a pizza from domino's
oh wait i dont because domino's is trash
>go to based little caesars instead
>get a hot n ready pepperoni pizza
oh wait i dont because im not a poorfag
>go to costco
>order a cheese pizza
>go home and eat my pizza
get on my level niggas. and fuck android and windows and domino's and fuck little ceasar's

>>2812015
proof of iphone & macbook plz?

>>2812015
yeah how long until Amazon cancels your account for being a cheating cunt?

>>2812281
It's not hard to make another account is it?

>>2810666
A guy on /trv/ kept talking about how easy shoplifting is in Japan. You can just put on some new clothes, grab some electronics and waltz out of a store.

but desu he also talked about his 2 years in prison so take that as you will

>>2812303
When you get a lifetime ban from Amazon they ban your address and cards used

>>2812015
fake as fuck.

>put your high end laptop on Craigslist
>show high end laptop to potential customer
>customer likes it and you ask to see money
>you take money
>oh, let me grab the case,
> do the old swaparoo and give customer broke laptop already positioned in case for a couple hundred
>profit

>>2812362
>how to get the shit beat out of you and/or murdered

>>2812311
Does not sound legit

Selling shit Crypto to baby boomers?

nice i just bought 100k

>>2811573
kek

>>2812367
meet and sell in a public location?

>>2810666
Steal things. Scam horny teenagers on kik (offer nudes for $5).

>>2813159

ok then, just get shit beaten out of you, others will probably stop him before he manages to seriously injure you

>>2812024
I sold them on letgo the same weak and bought a real computer

>>2812281
Lol I make all my purchases on amazon for this reason.
A couple times a year of them getting stolen out of the fifty orders really isn't bad.

>Go on grindr
>find eager cock suckers
>open gloryhole
>£5 a pop
>tell cocksuckers nothing
>arrange fags to arrive
>drain their dicks in the fags
>pay me £5
>goes on for a few weeks
>get more fags in due to demand
>move into selling their asses
>auction ass on skype
>fags have no idea I'm pimping them
>some sleazy fag offers to buy business
>whathaveicreated.gif
>sell ' business' for 5k

Mfw I'm not gay and never been interested in anything like it.

>>2815207
god i wish this was real

Bottled water

>>2816140
>drinking gubbament tap watah
that's for niggers, anon

Anyone end up buying that instructional .pdf from the guy who scammed pajeets?

there was a bunch of success stories, some NEET showed that he made 3k apparently in like a week or something if im not mistaking