Shit will REPLACE cash

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Hey Bagholders,
My name is Vitalik, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are poor, bitcoin-maximalist, no-ETHers who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts. You are everything bad in crypto. Honestly, have any of you ever used a smart contract? I mean, I guess it's fun speculating on the August 1st bitcoin debacle and posting DGB memes, but you all are going to get buttfucked when Jihan Wu flees to his skull shaped island fortress and nukes bitcoin with no survivors out of spite.
ETH is pretty much perfect. I have a 257 IQ, and i'm going to wreck the entire traditional banking system as we know it. What use case has bitcoin ever had other than "currency for CP on the darkweb?" ETH can also be used to purchase CP, but I have a banging hot girlfriend (She just invented a smart token; shit will REPLACE cash). You are all bagholders who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
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