>go to poor area
>buy used up jeans from hobos for $5
>sell it to gay hipsters as an "authentic american worker experience" at 10000% markup
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yes. not even joking
>be uber driver
>pickup dikey librl public school indoctrinators
>laughing about being pretentious bitches
>one if them is the most pretentious person i've ever seen in my life
>talks about her son selling "dinosaur eggs" to dump fucks hipsters like herself for $10 an "egg". theyre just rounded fucking rocks
>she says her son deserves to lose money because it's not fair for her
>I just wanna take my pistol out and blow both their brains out and throw their bodies in the nearest trash compactor
Seriously dude, you could make a fortune
make berbie clothing or bongs and make sure to do it out of a food truck