>he "invested" (read: gambled) in shitcoin
As much as I love to laugh at your poor choices, this is what I call a teachable moment. Next time you're looking to make money, put your capital into something with tangible value. 90% of shitcoin transactions are just people daytrading. It doesn't take a genius to see that that is a worthless investment, and any money you make is merely gambling on whether other people will panic.
See you on the stock market!