Giving 1 Bitcoin

Can I send you a dick pic for 1 BTC please?

Hey op

1M5ZRMJoprirQphDhy2ybNB5fwj7TT9t3f

File: FB_IMG_1438068590530.jpg (54KB, 464x453px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 464x453px

>>2776597

Fuck you, nignog

332XkMyEZNk2uMf4FuPyDwgA1Ks6za5pNY
1 BTC won't bring my mom back but it'll help cope i guess

P R O L A P S E

>>2776597

I don't think these threads ever work but I'll try nonetheless because I got hurt pretty badly by the last crash and I could use any help..

17gX2kP3pk6A2nedzxaBVCF2A6xzdcvB9W

Thank you if you decide to go ahead anon.

>>2776628
Only a faggot who buys Ark sounds like this.

File: 20170405_205119.jpg (2MB, 2340x2988px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2340x2988px

18WreAZgmEpvA6mNFK2wJDv1AJN3rnGaT1
Plz plz plz op

you think op might not actually be giving btc away and just wants (you's)? he wouldn't do that right?

>>2776597
send me one and i'll send you 3 when i'm a richfag, promise!

1N1shRKgnnEuudCEkAAzM5PzqsZbPDs3gy

1BePtNyVEwi34qSuDXrL4BnZKZn5wjx1ht

You da real mvp OP!!

File: hVrBK3l.jpg (283KB, 1024x724px) Image search: [Google]

283KB, 1024x724px

I want you to give me 1 BTC just so everyone else that posts in this thread after me will feel disappointed.

1F3sGgqgH1smkjp4YSkvEGWZaqyh8f9EPT

Also, here's a cool picture that was made entirely with a ballpoint pen.

Currently watching Seinfeld
1AF8yTNKm6kzUYfPVeA2JBFSZDYwptj9dy

>>2776597

15uQk9uLK2CWUAyaF8RryFhDGLb6VUBApD

File: 1488896822706.gif (271KB, 330x236px) Image search: [Google]

271KB, 330x236px

>>2776597
I'm new to crypto and only have $55 worth of BTC so a coin would rock my world

1EiMUFxf6Jgx6642C2kwYgQE46xt6X5Q6Z

Help me out of debt or at least put a bullet through my head OP

1A8QeRqq3jLjCY5Upr85jK9VD72qn5A7wc

1MGoCSPmXHFe6R1GoDS7TmQDzh1ogJmt92
just here for the lottery

18rB8GGiLrhND8CeJjECRs2RVtvEqoA9Mu

Eeeeeeeee

Let’s save your cash and make you Uber. Here’s the fix:

> Download the song „MMM MMM MMM MMM“ (Crash Test Dummies)
> Set it up to play in indefinitely in loop

> Get 3 red and 3 blue candles that will burn at least one hour (the more the better)
> Place 1 red candle in front and 1 blue behind of u
> Place 2 red candles to your left and 2 to your right
> The candles should form a hexagram with you in the middle of it
> Don’t light yet

> Turn TV off & go into flight mode
> You must be alone
> If you live with somebody else lock the door
> Ignore everything

> Get naked
> Cover yourself in oil
> Measure a glass full of 600ml min and 700ml max red wine (666ml is perfect due to framework limitations)
> Add 1/6 teaspoon of salt and stir it up
> Add 1!!!!! rice grain to it and DON’T stir it

> Oil your dick (the more oil the better)
> Be nasty with the oil
> Fix your eyes on the Meme
> Press play and start the song

> Start masturbating Friday 14th of July
> Europe 9pm
> US 11pm
> UK 10pm

> Masturbate min 1 consecutive hour (3 hours for massive impact)
> Ejaculate early & rub the sperm with your LEFT HAND in yo’ face
> Continue with yo’ right hand to masturbate (does not need to be hard)
> NEVER STOP longer than 13 seconds
> You can use any drug you like

> Fixate the meme
> Each time the „MMM MMM MMM MMM“ part comes you HAVE TO overdub it with „MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON“ (8x times)
> After the 8th time you add a overdub that goes E THEEE REEE UUUUUUUUUM
> You are not allowed to miss the „Moon“ part more than 6 consecutive times
> Focus

> 1 hour & you go to moon
> 3 hours will rewarded you with superpowers to identify every shitcoin INSTANTLY

> Drink the wine when you’re done
> Clean up & ignore what happened
> Wait 6 hours before checking Crypto stats
> You will be rewarded Anon!

Thou shalt thank me:

BTC 1PcDowYSCD95WcMnCKT9zQSN8nVXtNvHkw
ETH 0x9308b854F2E26Eb00E945290D9aaD2B3E28e06d5

Phase 1:Initiate now.

File: 1455569536951.png (221KB, 429x426px) Image search: [Google]

221KB, 429x426px

19jCjQx8S9zqeErtzCPBxxVPNf6t2Wz55f

File: 1499905209260.png (647KB, 800x670px) Image search: [Google]

647KB, 800x670px

>>2776597
1L33vCjtBmSvHsd9DNBNtm6yFdnBRcVm5d
Ooga booga, chattanooga

Help the pandas fight against ISIS in syria. All BTC will go to purchasing ak47 on deep web for pandas, thanks - 1Mp8oxmwR12TaNfVvDMKpQf9RpV5tatcDw

nice, just got 0.001k
1CVCBgccs9cEU8rEXGgTMJ6hSdYvZED6Qb

>>2776597
I'm simply a fucking in life, probably leaving my bitcoin adress here will not do any good because nothing works for me, but I'll leave it anyway.

1D9kiqjETkPRu36bCggkBcMBqZeNDFNGBS

>>2776597
3AkewPih3VgK9Fkxoy887AHwnwxempRrd2

Make my day Anon

No scrap that make my fucking month

Im not gonna hold a pathetic story as to why I need some extra cash now, but I do.

File: fullmoon.jpg (479KB, 4435x1578px) Image search: [Google]

479KB, 4435x1578px

> To this IMAGE

File: 1498861594683.jpg (205KB, 1080x495px) Image search: [Google]

205KB, 1080x495px

>>2776597
Started with crypto in may. Started with 200$ now up to 600$. Having one coin would be so awesome. I would hodl that bitcoin and find some long term hodls to invest in. It would be awesome if a BTC someone gave me on /biz/ made me wealthy in the future.

Cheers

1PkvFDU6Vs9NGedQCTYwcQLXicga7dm4Ki

File: yeah.gif (31KB, 716x716px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 716x716px

Give it to me.

1FdR6C4nzu5ZPLexU53WkxF4PD3aDNSWk5

>>2776597
I Like tacos
xxxxxxxxxxxxxdddddddddddd
1Bb6YgycTdqUNKHjVbBvCEEMxwMmK3ExEi

>>2776597
Having read the book...
1J5yLHaSLLAHDB4xcsE2RWUbTg1j8eeTKe

File: 1481200465702.jpg (53KB, 500x541px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 500x541px

1EjY3H3b7X2csQ5bTcdHetGvAj2zKNLoY7

File: 1499850630354.png (136KB, 346x322px) Image search: [Google]

136KB, 346x322px

For the shake of Sonichu send me that coin!
3PCptdSSD8vcDVdcgRF2d1VtorFeHn9MSpJ

>>2776597
tfw don't have any bitcoins yet

1PftRBJQxjgh1FXfwfVKgkNPQEMCH8XxEJ

halp me kick start my crypto career, thanks

199B874o9ztTiwpN2ByTFtTV1gg8WCshKq

File: cayennesexy.jpg (336KB, 5616x3744px) Image search: [Google]

336KB, 5616x3744px

help us with our support and fostering of feral kittehs! we raise and then adopt out feral litters and also volunteer at our local shelter. that damn kitten formula ain't cheap. i am a fairly new-coiner who is just getting into the game and learning to invest with small amounts...anything you can add will be graciously accepted.

BTC: 1MHLDwficYGHtXKDLC7cdDHcBdQzRVT6wy
ETH: 0x22Ac60455Dc40391f4Bd271450DD10eaE3dF0251
WAVES: 3PHJaNvcTqTGQrx8UH79PoD4iLUMTLFzqQy

1M4Fzqzj3ptf3ffSmD4a2hdhMTyqXbUaw5

to fight crime.... im my free time

Sell you a song
https://soundcloud.com/aventi_edm/indulge

1KpRokBcjrwn2uGD2nTRgFvz4GnZVVdVf8

File: 5494304+_8a9c0556ba6988e0570a2a4fe35b8634.jpg (64KB, 620x446px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 620x446px

3PCptdSSD8vcDVdcgRF2d1VtorFeHn9MSpJ

File: N8PPn55.gif (2MB, 400x212px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 400x212px

1CNQ5pEJgjfLoGXdVufQycgk1pRmjARKrM

>>2776597
1EjY3H3b7X2csQ5bTcdHetGvAj2zKNLoY7

they haven't . if you can't tell the difference between some little gay cunt and an actual man youre part of the problem.

heres a way to spot the pathetic fags

Retail workers in the 23-35 age group.
The kind of people who use "sick" as a descriptor for something they're excited about.
Infantilized men who are literally scared to think.
People that live paycheque-to-paycheque.
People who think that movies like The Avengers are major cinematic events and are looking for something to fill the gaps in between.
People who drink soda on a daily basis and think certain foods are 'manly'.
People who decribs N64 games as 'retro'
Men with low sex drives that have an obsession with remarking how attractive a certain actress is in the last movie they watched.
People who think more about which snacks they'll choose at the concession stand than which movie they're seeing.
People who use phrases like "I don't care what you do in the privacy of your own home but..." when asked about their opinions on homosexuals
People who wear dress shirts with prints and decals on them.
People who have never suffered and don't know what happiness feels like.
CIA agents doing dead drops.
Groups of sheltered 14 year-olds going to see their very first movie together without their parents accompanying them
People who comment on Facebook posts made by companies for the sake of marketing.
People who make a point of getting excited for something, but never participate in it once it happens.

Because tomorrow is my birthday?
19MSvPZPndw69eBu91hbf3mBeB3kD3P2BZ

File: 1492952167569.jpg (30KB, 736x414px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 736x414px

If you donate to my cause I will grant you one wish.

12QD3x2RZQHmJJThrfUFoj8qdKb5cSpfQD

>>2776789
People who own multiple video-games they bought at full retail price but never opened.
People who consider getting a blowjob as a treat or reward.
People who use words like "Bazooka"
People who have never travelled outside their own countries.
People who will happily use phrases like "I don't read" without a hint of shame.
Grown men who act grossed out when they see penises, whether they're genuinely bothered by male anatomy or they're scared of looking gay.
People who talk about drugs but have never used them.
People who refuse to watch a subtitled movie.
People who set their ringtone to the Transformers theme, even though they never watched it while growing up.
The guy who went to high school with Milla Jovovich, asked her out and was rejected but never got over it.
People who collect the commemorative cups that they give away at movies for upsizing your soda.
Couples who want to fuck in a cinema, are looking for a movie that will guarantee them an empty cinema but don't realise that the midday showing they're going to has exactly one neckbeard looking to see a movie in peace and quite.
People without hope, drive or vision looking to coast through life and scurry through the path of least existence as they look for any sort of stimulation that doesn't require any effort, be it mental or physical.
Grown men who refuse to eat onions.
People who walked out of Inception feeling a profound sense of wonder, like they'd witnessed something beyond their comprehension.
People who have actually posted "A:10, V:10, thanks YIFY!"
People whose latent insecurities keep the clickbait business model alive and well.
People who punctuate sentence with "mother-fucking" to give emphasis to something.

People who have ever used the argument "Hey vegetarians, what are -these- for?!"
People who have never purchased meat from a local butcher.
People who drink scotch because they understand it to be a 'classy' drink
People who imagine themselves going on shooting sprees.

File: c72.jpg (448KB, 1000x833px) Image search: [Google]

448KB, 1000x833px

give me dem economic gains op! 1LfeHeusXCfZ28y6KVxxrVUbvMqrELiNXk

>>2776794
People who like to excuse their use of the word 'nigger' by saying "Well, there are niggers and then there's black people..."
People who have kept the same condom in their wallet so long it's expired
People who have never even been considered for a promotion
People who not only enjoyed Pacific Rim, but enjoyed it so much they went out and purchased merchandise and posters of it.
People who confuse sikhs with muslims.
People who are emotionally invested in AMC's The Walking Dead.
People who share IFLScience articles on Facebook.
People who denounce Twitter because they don't really understand it but they heard someone shitting on it.
Anyone who has ever ordered or made a 'McGangbang', especially if they've ordered it by name.
People who consider The Dark Knight to be a major philosophical influence on their life

People who do not groom their pubic hair
People who own "fantasy knives"
People who consider a meal to be insubstantial if there's no meat component to it
People who wear satin boxers
People who drink Monster energy drinks
People who immediately need to make a joke about burning bowel movements if you mention Indian or Mexican food.
Grown men who put gel in their hair and spike it up.
People who wear camo clothing.
People who had nerf gun fights after the age of 7.
People who know everything about big v8 cars and Harley davidsons yet have never driven/ owned one.
People who talk themselves up when fishing but don't like baiting their own hook.
People who will turn down a free cold beer at a party because ''its not their brand''
People who want to be in the mafia, despite having no characteristics of your stereotypical mob member

File: 1497297150483.gif (985KB, 500x477px) Image search: [Google]

985KB, 500x477px

>>2776597
1KtDbVPSccQEDwv5JK2RsKpGudL6q8rRTr

If you send me a bitcoin I will buy a succulent chinese dinner tonight
probably donate the rest to some charity, will post proof of both endeavors

>>2776597

1F8pLnRN336aqJJgJnVYYKHacCbqhjedVJ

You in /biz/: "Can I have 2 wieners... [he hears whispers all around: "Look at the rich guy!"] ...and 17 forks, please?"

>>2776789
>>2776794
>>2776804
is this pasta?

File: höh.png (26KB, 246x246px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 246x246px

>>2776597
I will be your online slave if you give me this 1 BTC, I'll be online 24/7 to do whatever you want or say whatever you want.

I'll call you daddy, master, onii-chan whatever you want.

15H2ZQVg6d515B8gdWBriiLsG5GJkKoVge

If you choose me, reply to this post and I'll give you my twitter/email whatever you want.

>mfw no bitcoins

>>2776597
Ok, I'm in.

1CnftqRrv8zhzRsoeKjBmJoryj6UJmcW9n

>>2776597
my aunt jumped off the GWB last year and i started self harming after that
i got kicked out of college because I've developed a lot of mental problems and they don't want to have a liability in their system
1P2ckEb1b3fuiGZvUjZcQcQW72HQiyKMBY

>>2776597
Gib me

1AjZdL66RJCAK3AVqjK7XQr6UmPhK3oxTH

1KZu6b7q66nLFaPL5GZNFxf6MCJqZGMJW8

I have AIDS

>>2776821
some sperg posted it, i don't save much but it was lulzy. hits every demographic. lots of whining.

File: GARAGE.png (97KB, 388x306px) Image search: [Google]

97KB, 388x306px

1CJTcMLMvyEzN8nLZfJsuVKjDi6dZrF6S7

Well I've got to leave for work in about 5 minutes, so I don't have much of a chance to come up with anything elaborate to try to woo you. But, ya know, there is something missing from my
>>/garage/

>>2776597
I want your money. I am motivated by the greed to post my wallet in hopes that you will deposit an entire bitcoin into it.

1CH6ctvBmWwBkEpef47pqG6S3hs8W8nRKw

>>2776597
The Rothschilds have been the Adrenochrome dealers from day 1.

Precisely 1 BTC, would you kindly:
1Bx451fudK5pggpUwaFZ83F82NzJ2VWx28

>>2776597
God bless you

33CLKTHY7hXqzmNXX9Td5JZxepCwGbLYKx

I cried last night
1En5tGQumpnB8J3hwuQ7D57nyqF2RdBXJZ

1LK4pwqrTEzxj4vXg3qjmVPoPQ9mVU6UDB

I'd cash the coin in to make a mining rig.

File: h4T_MK8K_tbfXWXieL4IyKuVtedCXXdt_-qOVCgtbbk.jpg (66KB, 800x489px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 800x489px

1QC415KcX3kMXWqDbSFj5zCA26Ptw7UeZM

Lets see how this goes. I would use the money to do something productive this summer such as fund an idea I had for an app I'm writing. Either that or a few ounces of cocaine; maybe both actually.

You won't do it.
1HKdAujjphrnX7bDXUr75VAy5yecNiesLb

Can you please send me something like .1 so I can sprout bitbeans better? I've been sprouting and with my money (0.073 BTC) I only get 1 sprout every week which is equal to 1000 bitbeans or 89k sats.
BTC Wallet:
162enWCT3YvnaU7CKPoR3TWnP7CE81mEoQ
Bitbean wallet:
2J1ps1yusj7arikSBa4ApWrtaauzrspPMj

I'd really appreciate it.

19Fvr9W6qv2yT2rGcwuVPbZ6S8SnT39LPT

>>2776597
Have a good laught at least mate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MsvBqmxy9Y

1DXe2LSjhQSSYGJoN6XRdb6729Y5NKKazB

3FJXDpTWzTWwZDV4pAMnV5XJvJFEuK1PV2

it would switch my life around at least for a good couple months

>>2776597
12PLhXKFguQmoG8ktxmmepivdN8Ven6FE9

>>2776597
OP is a faggot
1NwPrkmZiJYu2o6hanjgPpDD4nSAUXdwM9

fuck islam.

1jBSn4BEiE2PoSbqxNGjb2HgdYopwV4rb

File: 1445862062996.jpg (955KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

955KB, 1920x1080px

>>2776597

1K1Ud6VFHP8cupjpTazafVRiDt5n5MMyFb

File: hqdefault.jpg (10KB, 246x138px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 246x138px

>>2776597
Here, anon. Have an apple pie made by destroyer of worlds Carl Sagan. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q55Uc2JCqo8

17RTRfCmvVsNnrhfe8qrz94gJDzcnBcYPd

1EGcsQUPhXkkzpfnoPzcf1JVxCXpLxHsiT

CY6zJDGBXkVZbBpPWRhakFthmWjmppxsj I'd like to pay off my debt and live a stress less life, not worrying about the repo man

>>2776597
I'm sur you'll give me my very first bitcoin OP

You know that you will

1CYLMfrSpksyNXt9Q6ZmQiiSdKY6HjchK8

It'a paper wallet adresssss

>>2776597
183P7YGD4rMchMAHiT94msHu5r7x5Xm9WB
checkit

>>2776597

Hi anon.

I'm not going to expect anything
But there's the slim chance that I might
Because life is a struggle
And money eases bruising in this fight
I'm a complex man
With no financial plans
But I'm tired of all these scams
If you are real then I do not want to steal
Anything from you brother, not deal with a shill
But if you are feeling inclined
To help me from behind
Then here's my address, if that's all fine

1A4Vgg29rtwFpKGcb93hk5Q3qnhxirYtez

File: IMG_6113.jpg (61KB, 419x249px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 419x249px

>be me
>6 year old first grader
>hear dad use the word topless
>confusion.jpg
>I've never heard that word before
>lightbulbon.gif
>at school the next day
>mom was a teacher so I'd always go to her room after school was over and play on her laptop
>open up google
>your search has returned 6 billion results
>images tab
>click
>TITTIES
>figure out topless refers to a bra so bottomless must mean underwear right?
>look at naked women everyday after school for the next few months
>get bored because wtf I'm 6 and can't masturbafe
>never clear my searches
I always wonder if my mom typed the letter T in the search bar and topless came up as a search suggestion. I also wonder if the IT people ever looked at her search history since it was her work history.
>TL;DR I looked at porn on my moms laptop at the school where she was a teacher

1AtJZuHpfWYSVbcWQ83LJSSnMb1r7zD8jY

That was the last story I greentexted on /b/ so yeah maybe it'll earn me a BTC if it made you chuckle. Good day sir.

>>2776823
You should at least say if you have a webcam, age, race and "gender", maybe that would get you more costumers

File: F784BDD2_193488869_3.mp4_snapshot_00.00.00_[2017.06.27_14.04.01].jpg (184KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

184KB, 1280x720px

1AvZe2ofABtR9aL2JXU8AhNGZeQAxWVh4U

I'm skeptical.

File: CRYPTOPEPE.jpg (65KB, 400x560px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 400x560px

>>2776597
With your help I will ride eternal....shiny and chrome in my new lambo and I will bring you along.

3DUYgCnazEVmGNS2b3Afu7WP5CSkBUcnhj

File: August_Friedrich_Albrecht_Schenck_-_Anguish_-_Google_Art_Project.jpg (2MB, 5429x3300px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 5429x3300px

>>2776597
I am not going to bore you by talking about my life, how I emigrated from a really poor country, and how ended being more cultivated than the natives themselves. Not even that despite of all of this I still being a poorfag with delusions of grandeur.

I accepted that I will never be completely happy because of my sexual preferences, maybe that is why I want to change the world.

I am sure that someday I will die in a really stupid way (stumbling in the bathroom, heart attack while masturbating...), but I want to do something important before. I assume that I will need money to make it real.

192gYausFoaeNCkbhRLcpiEBsXV67JW84M

>>2776597

TH3G4M3ilililfriefgascnwetiuzgkautrgrgjeghjopi

u lost mate

I mean, what could go wrong?

1A7gYdZLgjnoXNj54V33YJ3JDbP57WysZN

File: Fight in the NEET Wars.png (2MB, 1686x1944px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1686x1944px

17swZK9rYz2eQ59KqvEmSNiBPLTBigkykz

I will appeal to your sense of charity. If I get enough money to become self-sufficient (which isn't that much), I'm going to dedicate 2 hours a day to helping other anons who need help. This is merely my word, but it's probably a better basis for charity than some other people's claims.

File: Nazi Asuka 19.jpg (203KB, 920x1280px) Image search: [Google]

203KB, 920x1280px

/polit/ masterrace.
>It became clear during the first few minutes of 2016 that the world wasn’t ending, so I got myself banned from 4chan by posting pornographic pictures of a 13 year old anime robot pilot on /a/ then turned off my computer with a hammer.

>I had been let down by the Apocalypse once again.

>When I was nine years old my father had told me about how the Y2K virus was going to shut off all the electronics in the world and our family would live an idealic agrarian existence while the wicked people in the cities burned. 15 years later I think I finally understood my father’s subsequent depression and unravelment when normal life continued its unbearable march.

>2015 was supposed to be my year, living wickedly in The City That Never Sleeps with You and crowned by the world ending Third Impact on New Year’s, in which all of mankind’s souls would be collected by God and merged into a giant gestalt being. Instead I was sitting alone in my apartment, drunk off three beers and unable to continue masturbating.

>Cont.

File: smug asuka 1.png (2MB, 1064x983px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1064x983px

>>2777373
>It was time to clean up.

>My roommates had all gone home for the holidays, and as long as they aren’t here I don’t even resent them for leaving a mess. The upstairs only had mine and Adam’s rooms and bathroom. I had already cleaned the bathroom this week and knew I wanted to save my room for last, so I start in the living room downstairs by vacuuming up the years’ worth of cocaine and ashes ground into the carpet, the product of Osama’s art gallery internship. Cleaning is good for the soul, and I feel my self-worth increasing in fifty dollar increments just like the contents of the vacuum bag.

>No one has really done a thorough cleaning since we’ve moved in. At first we took the garbage out and did our own dishes with some frequency, but any discussion of an organized chore list and cleaning schedule got nixed along with the tentative idea that we should pay for electricity and gas. Instead we agreed that we would just clean when it needed cleaning and everything would stay nice and clean; the same way that gas and electric continued to miraculously appear like mana from heaven, as it had for our Hasidic landlords before us during the year they spent renovating the place. Now at the closing of the holiday season the Hanukah oil was burning itself out.

>There was a pile of mail atop the fridge, mostly Viacom bills that Adam, the homosexual, had foolishly let Osama put in his name. Those I placed on his desk along with my share of the payment, disregarding his adamantly homosexual orders that no one go into his room. To his credit, it was easily the cleanest room in the house.

>I must confess that I had built some resentment towards Adam, the homosexual, throughout the year. I refer to him here as Adam, the homosexual, but in my private thoughts I always just thought of him as a faggot.

>>2776597
living in brazil with a salary of 250 usd i dont have money to invent on crypto, i wish to lend this btc. Thanks bros!
1BZLR7XTRh2WRZMGLBAWbMVYqamMsXotvG

19exRATdUQegRzKwyzVmFnFEMpKpjv2WBW

>tfw some asshole won't give you free Bitcoin

File: asuka soccer.png (263KB, 600x660px) Image search: [Google]

263KB, 600x660px

>>2777384
>It’s hard to admit, publicly in NYC at least, that my contempt for him was so base and bigoted, but it was mostly due to the fact I shared a wall with him and even when he didn’t have a guest of indeterminable gender over, I could sometimes hear a mechanical buzzing sound accompanied by his slutty little moans. All year I had watched with disgust and envy as he paraded his theater friends/lovers around the apartment, some of which were even attractive women that identified as such. How happy they were, always discussing famous playwrights and authors and talking about their grad school prospects. It made me sick. I can scarcely stand joy and laughter from simple and decent folks, much less the type of hip, urbane intellectual I used to want to be.

>Even more than his polyamorous queer escapades it made my blood boil defensively when he would discuss white or male privilege. Identity politics, and individuality in general, was supposed to be done away with during Third Impact. Now I only had a Trump primary upset to look forward to.

>It’s not that otherwise he was a perfect roommate. He never once cleaned the bathroom we shared, despite sometimes leaving bloody cum filled shit stains in the toilet.

File: Empress Asuka.jpg (94KB, 735x1000px) Image search: [Google]

94KB, 735x1000px

>>2777406
>Towards the end, especially those two days in October the electric company shut off our power, he was openly hostile to Osama and me, in a very faggy and passive aggressive way. Osama came home at 3 AM and was entertaining some young up and coming urban artists over candle lights and a tinny twenty dollar boom box. Rather than go down there and asking them to turn the music down, he started stamping his feet in an impotent temper tantrum. I think I heard him crying when Osama took that as an invitation to turn the music up and invite any little fag boys to come downstairs and do some drugs like a real man. Despite Adam’s cultural sensitively, I think he was deeply disturbed when Osama went up to his door and adjoined with the chorus of the arrangement he was playing.

>“I leave you stanking nigga, what the fuck you thanking nigga?”

>It was partly out of spite for Adam’s sodomite ways that I joined in the next time the chorus came around and followed Osama downstairs to do some drugs like a real man.
fuck this 2000 charicter limit

>>2776597
Dear Anon,

First I was going to write something heartfelt to scam your money, but that seemed lame.

Then I was going to write a simple fuck you to be edgy but that wouldn't work anyway.

So Anon, just give me your damn money. I don't know how else to phrase it. God bless.
18CjXgVR4fhMb5TmzxjSDvi2d5rB9aGCtr

File: 1490654424147.jpg (23KB, 349x356px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 349x356px

>>2776597
1B5a7CMhB9MUNL7RV9F1jiqkeYusz6pxuP
Hello.
I'm poor.
Thanks. :>)

File: cynical asuka.png (147KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]

147KB, 500x375px

>>2777418
>It’s not that I was altogether heartless to Adam, try as I might. As you might have guessed, I myself am afflicted with some degree of mental illness, so I’m not completely ignorant of the plight of homosexuals. We sometimes discussed literature, and after a discussion of the origins of the crime procedural genre, I lent him a copy Crime and Punishment. I once heard him watching the 24th episode of Evangelion, although the fact that it was the English dub left a foul taste in my mouth. It is these small moments of understanding that I try to remember as I stand in his room with my share of the Viacom bill. In a fit of reconciliatory love, I leave enough money to pay Osama’s share too, as Adam will surely get nothing out of him. I feel a deep sense of forgiveness between us, until I see a copy of Dear White People on Adam’s desk, and take Osama’s share back to spend on booze and cleaning supplies.
>The novelty of cleaning relaxes me. There’s something cathartic about casting off old things. I throw out all the bottles and dishes in the sink, watching them break and fragment like my academic career. My smartphone spits and pops in the microwave, the radiation turning all the old text messages from Karen into metallic smoke. I’ve opened all the windows to let out the smell, but even in the cold I’m sweating from the exertion of cleaning.

Fuck off retarded larper
1EQ6bZgdkAfWYGCCfTmTzVeMVQtY9jPhiT

File: bike asuka.jpg (798KB, 1000x1006px) Image search: [Google]

798KB, 1000x1006px

>>2777427
>I considered putting my TV on the sidewalk with a free sign, but getting that thing out of the apartment is probably more trouble than it’s worth. I’ve given away all my things before, when I graduated high school. Books and video games to various friends. A $200 dollar TV to my church. Very expensive when you’re working part time at A&P. I gave my camera and developing equipment to a girl I met in photo class, even though I knew she didn’t possess any talent, and wouldn’t fuck me either way. To my brother I gave a photo of us and our father fishing off the beach at Montauk. It was in the old camera he gave me when he was casting off all his earthly possessions, and remained there for years until I decided I was to become an artist of some sort. When I first got into photography in High School, I tried to develop all my father’s old film, destroying or degrading over half of it with light leaks and finger prints, and passing off the rest in class as my own.

kys OP

1QCbkEfVVpurVzXi6kS8VnJD5hJ1PbuiMJ

you think you faggots are better than me? ill fall on this bait twice as hard

1A3oZzq5AEAdf9KTjZUPaTVFFiK78VNkXg

also fuck you larper for giving me hope

File: 1494274524870.jpg (77KB, 600x473px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 600x473px

>>2776597

>OP is a faggot and won't deliver
>Even if, chances of free gib are sub 1%
>WhyEvenBother.jpg

189H1B6JdGe3GaDFPDwGCvvXYBesbUbpBZ

You want a reason here's a reason check out these dubs
19QR92G8Zs1kUBTwzMq7fLzuiqMjA1Vb15

1EKsV6DnWG1DYUe67sRpBCuMJPc4UKWxs1

prove it

>>2776597
please op, I am about to be kicked out of my own home at 25 and nothing to live for and never had a gf, kissed or had sex. never had a job and might kill myself by jumping off the bridge by the end of the month, pls gib dat gibs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1BxgEqBTw7cXpLiwrKQUNTgVL2dkmJphN3

File: Mind Rape.jpg (722KB, 1442x1614px) Image search: [Google]

722KB, 1442x1614px

>>2777436
Cleaning and giving away things is quite common before suicide, even if you choose to go via a messy method. I had heard of a man who emptied out his entire house, fixed his plumbing and electrical, and then proceeded to burn his house down around him.

Of course, I rent, so I’d rather not have any debt hanging over my spirit.

There’s a small ant colony inhabiting the thick layer of black slime on the bottom of the sink, so I plug the drain and send a boiling deluge from the tea kettle down upon them. I pray that as it is below, so can it be above, but it has become clear to me that God helps those who help themselves.
>I head out into the night to do just that.
fin
1AWPMBTcjJwddHk6ZBZWcvPMMzNXZT3Ks2

This is only the first chapter but I'm up to chapter four, and I wrote three vinettes so far about me and Osama being degenerates.
contributions to my writing career would be wasted on steam games, booze, and basic attention tokens.

>>2776597
1BN2HZMFf6HPxqGPM4yUEsoXqPxUJ9its5

Look at this addres OP, fucking look at it. It's better address than any address of the other fags here. Just fucking look at it. PERFECTION.

These other fags, they will tell you their shitty life stories, share pictures and shit and I'm just coming in here with my address like i don't give a fuck. Yeah I won't give you a story, i won't share a picture and I won't suck your dick. I'll just come here and post my motherfucking sexy address because I don't give a shit.

Except I do OP, I fucking do. They said buy now we're going to the moon. THEY SAID WE'RE GOING TO THE MOON. Fucking shitcoin trading, fucking life. Just end the fucking suffering already, FUCKING END IT.

File: shadow.png (255KB, 699x393px) Image search: [Google]

255KB, 699x393px

>>2776597
The sun is shining.

13aDvGzmwLMyeEGeKVaa4cb5eJYD4F7tB7

>>2776597
I just want to get laid.
13rAecwdaDszUVuxAyU6nWvxYa27MTXEju

File: IMG_0548.jpg (1MB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 3264x2448px

>>2776597
Actually I got an even better reason here's a picture of my cat his name is Alfred and I need to keep him fed or your mother will die in her sleep tonight 19QR92G8Zs1kUBTwzMq7fLzuiqMjA1Vb15

File: wojaktranscend.png (600KB, 595x397px) Image search: [Google]

600KB, 595x397px

>>2776597
Some good advice my Grandpa gave me when I was a kid
>Unhappiness is rooted in expectation. Only by building visions of what we expect, do we experience unhappiness when it isn't met. Happiness will always avoid the unsatisfied.

1H74A6iKg5K9oqhaDc4PzEEmfEZeLZ4syD

>>2776597
that broken english tho

>>2776597
im a nice guy and i need money for nondegenerate purposes
1GUmBkgdNEebUL3RCuXCRkGxvFKevYLkaW

1JhhNrR7DCyqjYjsap8h3mENkb4CKcCQFZ

I would love to get a nonpotato PC and have an easier time working on my art. Whatever coins leftover I'd attempt flipping, never had the opportunity to play the investing game with em.

>>2776597
>>2776597
I don't believe you in the slightest OP. But hell sure prove me wrong.

17FX9jczGDFkQ9ceQ2S4i9B9aGUUGxkr7K

File: 1498859352040.gif (512KB, 160x160px) Image search: [Google]

512KB, 160x160px

1Q4P7oa8GFBBozCu1UNgXoQrEJfwjFDE2y

>implying OP will deliver.

I set out on a journey three weeks ago. not the kind of journey young people typically take, going out to see the world. This journey has been one with myself, my own willpower, and the hard work of friends. we are in the development and testing stage of a new blockchain platform. Like many other entrepreneurs that have started out of their garage, so have we by necessity. We work with what we have, 20 Dell D620's have been our work horses.we have blasted away in the Texas heat, building a blockchain that integrates new tech and opens doors for developers. Anything helps, right now we are truly just trying to keep the lights on until our Launch announcement on August 2nd. Screenshot this and remind me how you helped us once when we were struggling and i will gladly repay the favor someday.

Regards,
Yoshi


btc
129sFUthuEeLK8puWZeVYSbx9EowU3yU84


eth
0xA049983A1ADc90Da9d216ee006f9DF89342b0D85

0.01% is better than 0%

1E8DEeByrPNw5nMbF2bfsfuhMHJSgTFNP3

>>2776597
better split the btc i so more people get happy ! :)

1Jzee3HxyDpKYZmj9JSWsanstoB84GnHC1

File: 1499523375320.gif (2MB, 270x188px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 270x188px

No sad story here, I see free, I try my luck

1BQU5Gp8t3L6ybjFk24tn7sfyYqhPXzSby

I got fired by a tranny who was to doped up on painkillers and hormones from his/her/whatevers SRS earlier this year and now I've got less than a BTC to my name. Please support a fellow : ' )

1FrTc5ryQHYYYGEx1QULjYpRAFMtDrWer8

1JNesZGfGQciQYKKtqMRWEttDebcELtytZ

I'm using paychecks from my summer jobs to save and invest in an app/website I'm developing. It's similar to Drudge Report, but aimed at millennials. It will employ an algorithm to aggregate news articles, and another algorithm to automatically summarize each article.

Could be huge, but I need advertising funds.

>>2776597
"something"

1CaRyyYugMz3mT1t3R9aDdxUCdqQdiJhne
give bicoin OP

1BN2HZMFf6HPxqGPM4yUEsoXqPxUJ9its5

Rolling for lucky number.

Things I hate:
- Corporate News
-My sock getting stuck between my toes
-People that cant park
-The fact that theres no more history on the history channel
-Being broke

1NSCFWCxHuRvKegi36S8szCE3HfhK3GfBP

Gimme lucky 7s

1BN2HZMFf6HPxqGPM4yUEsoXqPxUJ9its5

File: IMG_7605.png (3MB, 1242x2208px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1242x2208px

>tfw you actually post your wallet id in one of these threads

1H1XBp8u85fuKuNzG8AvZBJsJssYGRD3yP

File: dubs (13).jpg (15KB, 225x240px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 225x240px

too lazy to post btc address but roll for dubs

>>2776597
>>2776597
I've said something as you've asked OP.
I still don't see bitcoin in my wallet.

>>>2776597 (OP)
>"something"
>1CaRyyYugMz3mT1t3R9aDdxUCdqQdiJhne
>give bicoin OP

>>2776597
Please help me to become autonomous. A person needs some solace in these final golden days

1HHHjLkY7XJxNcqjP6wjcVocb5C3w7QxNK

File: dubs.jpg (110KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

110KB, 640x480px

>>2777808
Re-roll, this time it will work

File: Screenshot_20170713-155541.png (68KB, 720x1280px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 720x1280px

12WH9iJnnrr86W6R6V7MXAxTdxBbW65k5t

Please sir I need a coin to buy out loans I will literally give it back to you once I hit lambo status.

18hdBiCqxgVkVKuYzj4JLc534tYL5a1noV

i am a 29 year old man with no degree who works retail and lives paycheck to paycheck

my family was poor growing up and rife with drug addiction and neglect

i am in need of urgent dental work, as i have been diagnosed with periodontal disease. which means that if i do not get treatment, i will lose all of my teeth and part of my jaw bone. in addition to that, i have several cavities underneath fillings that need to be treated, fillings, crowns, possible root canals (i actually just had two done which i am now in debt $2600 for), and eventually orthodontics (braces).

as of now, i have no way of doing this other than opening credit lines and going into severe debt. life itself already costs a lot of money. so this gift would be an absolute blessing to me. thanks.

File: You_Doodle_2017-07-13T23_05_32Z.jpg (746KB, 901x1600px) Image search: [Google]

746KB, 901x1600px

You're my inspiration.

17YGrFEvZcWoUpGAQpYDUNpnSEXuiAifSa

Check'em

>>2777777

>>2777887
Dammit one off ree

File: rci7n96L-RY.jpg (151KB, 950x1000px) Image search: [Google]

151KB, 950x1000px

1NT2mTQ7NYjUKMWBGPWEMsquKLH3WnK72x
I want to trade!

13Zpb2VJW8zoCXNviqqVqbYxda8zUFtyLm

i will use this money to find the man who molested my daughter. i swear to fucking god.

this is all i'll need
https://www.amazon.com/mirrors/b?ie=UTF8&node=3736371

real eyes realize real lies

1JQv56jn6vxebSDyCxQUq66tKBKbxThoT4

OP has normal looking testicles

1H1XBp8u85fuKuNzG8AvZBJsJssYGRD3yP

You won't be able to give it to me, because I have no wallet

HAH!

>dance for me you monetary driven apes

>>2776597

Hi anon. I hope you have a good day.

>>2776597
Let's hope OP delivers.

File: dubs failure.gif (298KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

298KB, 500x500px

>>2777836
>>2777808
N-NANI, This can't be happening, i'm in charge here.

>>2776597
I believe in Bitcoin (I actually have 8) and I would rather eat my own shit than selling right now. I know holding some Bitcoin is not that much in the grand scale of things, but I think this is a small tribute to Satoshi. Holding til I'm dead, hoping that tomorrow we will be able to buy food or land using Bitcoin the most powerful piece of code ever created.

1GzYGo4VtwLo8xuBjjEvtG2qv47UTimJGS

>>2776597
Ok I got the saddest story of all
I'm a manlet 5'2
I would use this bitcoin to buy human affection
Thanks!
3PHAtyQ37rbxCRb7vF2rq5Mph5EVUYECdMe

File: 1499965483673.jpg (82KB, 616x960px) Image search: [Google]

82KB, 616x960px

>>2776597
/fit/ here
Idk I'll send you a picture of my butthole or something
3QRPC4TEzArq4NewggKg5SjzfLqGjiTP6m

File: 1195086212563.jpg (104KB, 464x1583px) Image search: [Google]

104KB, 464x1583px

1D5k8SUkvyRhJoSsPx5M3wvossev4b3axo
Pls feed me btc.
I need a new computer.

File: 12715445_1176503995710601_927807976803036962_n.png (216KB, 668x278px) Image search: [Google]

216KB, 668x278px

>>2776597

sucky sucky 5 dolla

>>2776597
I wrote a little story for you OP.

One day mario woke up and decided to take a shit because hey he's mario. so mario went up to yoshi and said "yoshi i want you to be my shitter" and since yoshi was mario's bitch he opened his mouth. mario pulled down his stained briefs and began to shit in yoshi's mouth. yoshi was forbidden to express any emotions but at this moment he was feeling very aroused. mario's face turned red as he grunted and strained to push his log of shit out of his ass. he farted and little shit particles flew into yoshi's eyes. yoshi's eyes teared up, not from the pain of the shit particles nor from the paint-peeling stench coming from mario's unwashed ass, but from the sheer ecstasy of being mario's shitter. mario noticed this and began to grunt harder, teasing the horny beast. mario noticed that yoshi was fiddling around with his dino-wiener, which had become quite erect. "stop that this instant" commanded mario, noticing his own 2-incher was growing hard as well. yoshi whined and reluctantly lowered his hands. with a final grunt and a smelly fart, mario's log of shit finally dropped from his ass into yoshi's mouth. mario turned around and watched as yoshi chewed the shit log. "eat it bitch. eat it all" said mario. yoshi pretended he hated doing this so much but his throbbing wiener and moans of joy told mario otherwise. "swallow it" ordered mario but yoshi didn't want to swallow it yet. he wanted to savor the shit. "SWALLOW IT RIGHT NOW" screamed mario as he began wang-slapping yoshi across the face. mario, hands on his hips, thrust his pelvis from side to side across yoshi's face, punishing the naughty dinosaur. "YOU DO WHAT MARIO TELLS YOU" he screamed. after about fourty wang-slaps his wiener started to become sore so he stopped. by now the shit log had gone down yoshi's throat. "eggulate" he ordered. yoshi strained and produced an egg.

Address:
1JrbKKW7MNjWWfU3GPir1SGQecxALzmRMP

File: 13906813_318837495131849_7091260811063369532_n.png (489KB, 960x480px) Image search: [Google]

489KB, 960x480px

>>2776597

1BaPkx7RSgQidTMSmJ6UaUBGKS52hi3Ujc

>>2776597
"I'm not saying your perfume is too strong. I'm just saying the canary was alive before you got here."
btc=
1oMXsJ6FHLrk1ztVaxZWGezdtKifEvL9p

File: 1499892284831.jpg (749KB, 1100x1807px) Image search: [Google]

749KB, 1100x1807px

>>2776597
388chVwEwNKkpf3vnDsARQQpEDKNKJFpxc

1GdYaCSWKfUceJEJ9vj59gyRvrgJdimpX8

homeless poorfag here, apart from about 100$ in various alts, I'm screwed :<> , let me be part of the revolution pl0x, peace & blessings x

>>2776775
this guy should get the 1btc

>>2777842
App?

i'm sad

1A2ht2ERxLaYaAPnA9KmX1nwHmeW3A2iop

>>2776597
My job is so fucking unbelievable. I’ll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I’m not sure she even showers, much less shaves her “womanly” parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I’m sure after work. He probably hasn’t been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he’s only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960’s, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it’s trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.

Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

1Nn25CdN9rG8YPCy2LCcyokLVgaKnk3FzW

File: th.jpg (5KB, 300x128px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 300x128px

>>2776597
1E6rqEuNTNWCqagCa6MvvRdUAfZmQhm7Su

1DXaSvdckLmviriGCdhcS221DaNjWNHXis

File: 1498831089579.jpg (89KB, 386x661px) Image search: [Google]

89KB, 386x661px

1NbiUDyxbM52BZ3ujboASSgvVFjjhoG4bC

Promise to HODL it for 5 years.

File: 1499928059941.gif (2MB, 360x230px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 360x230px

If you dont send one bitcoin to this address and reply to this post with "shoo shoo evil prophecy" webm related happens to the person you love most next time they drive.


1lafLMgoCTHhP6UDMkTw8KQP8VK5Hz5YZ

File: 345345.jpg (24KB, 750x500px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 750x500px

I'm an only child, my parents are getting old and have no money so I will be taking care of them. I'm trying to pay for my own school currently so I can get a good enough IT job to afford them and myself.

I'm currently stuck in a wage-slave job that pays the bills and pays for school. It's tough but i'm slowly climbing out the hole I made for myself with depression

137URikjxykhWXxiLb9R9tA1DiXGq8qSNb

File: IMG_0694.jpg (2MB, 4032x3024px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 4032x3024px

>not investing in Bitcoin in 2012

im 26 live with my parents never had a job reeeeh give me a btc

Greetings friend,

My name is Prince Bibisi Jenkems Jr. III

I require your assistance in moving $1 trillion Zimbabwean dollars with a total worth of 0.1 BTC. As you know, I am in exile after the Bibisi Kor clan was overthrown by the Anlimitid clan. Since then, the new Nigerian dictatorship has banned the creation of new BTC wallet addresses since transactions take an awful lot of time and cost a lot of money.

All that I ask of you is to lend me your wallet seed and address so that my man can, for 3 and a half months, load the 11,593 construction carts required to transport the Zimbabwean dollars to a Bitcoin ATM across the border into Benin.

After I load the Zimbabwean dollars into your account, please redirect 0.09 BTC to this address:

1H2dtHMrypc8BmRAeu6J5FzYTcHAtvcbPW

>>2776674
Just one ballpoint pen or multiple for different colors?

I only have 0.01 btc.

sold 1 btc when it was 600usd

3QqUFmMYsbuG34MuzK4N6joYpMi1xF2aVG

My birthday is in a week :^)
1BZvZrrpFkFZ288oJSJ9z3jkzkVJyttenE

File: 20170322_155327_001.jpg (3MB, 5312x2988px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 5312x2988px

>>2776597
Do it for my puppers vet bills.
LTC:
LZsPco4TaG8UUhdzZtjEF7b4eX439cqqY3
BTC:
16PSBnEHgcayDax2DkDJaur16VevCYRzQi
ETH:
0x9695b636984611b77CF4Eb76ceA77828f0c16c78

File: 1499727960612.png (1MB, 750x732px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 750x732px

>>2777481
>Tfw it was all an elaborate BAT shill post.

>>2776597
Where is my bitcoin OP?

I said "something"

Why is taking you so long?

File: 9124711239.jpg (45KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 600x600px

>>2778945
You aren't doubting OP, are ya?

No one here ever doubts that OP will deliver.

NO ONE.

File: butthurt.jpg (136KB, 1003x1024px) Image search: [Google]

136KB, 1003x1024px

sick as tits
1GyJcxFzCNAJiXsqUM5UxX8umwrArhkstM

File: FB_IMG_1499277739349.jpg (78KB, 1036x1046px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 1036x1046px

>>2776597
1FuCKyoUet16sGvR1YfEyXXGfuBAnwGGKo

File: Ramkhashamilambadingbrambrinbadidedo.png (1MB, 540x858px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 540x858px

18XV7zQxYrnYFvvGxcZTRzoVYy76zKgGpF
Here is a song about how bitcoin holders will feel if it hard forks
Why does it feel like night today?
Something in here's not right today.
Why am I so uptight today?
Paranoia's all I got left
I don't know what stressed me first
Or how the pressure was fed
But I know just what it feels like
To have a voice in the back of my head
Like a face that I hold inside
A face that awakes when I close my eyes
A face that watches every time I lie
A face that laughs every time I fall
(And watches everything)

So I know that when it's time to sink or swim
That the face inside is hearing me
Right beneath my skin

It's like I'm paranoid lookin' over my back
It's like a whirlwind inside of my head
It's like I can't stop what I'm hearing within
It's like the face inside is right beneath my skin

I know I've got a face in me
Points out all my mistakes to me
You've got a face on the inside too
Your paranoia's probably worse
I don't know what set me off first
But I know what I can't stand
Everybody acts like the fact of the matter is
I can't add up to what you can but

Everybody has a face that they hold inside
A face that awakes when I close my eyes
A face that watches every time they lie
A face that laughs every time they fall
(And watches everything)

So you know that when it's time to sink or swim
That the face inside is watching you too
Right inside your skin

[x2]
It's like I'm paranoid lookin' over my back
It's like a whirlwind inside of my head
It's like I can't stop what I'm hearing within
It's like the face inside is right beneath my skin

The face inside is right beneath your skin [x3]

The sun goes down
I feel the light betray me
The sun goes down
I feel the light betray me

The sun
I feel the light betray me

It's like I'm paranoid lookin' over my back
It's like a whirlwind inside of my head
It's like I can't stop what I'm hearing within
It's like I can't stop what I'm hearing within

It's like the face inside is right beneath my skin

>>2776597
1NWzsBXmjjr6LDCzo1PHNJgpjSYSgLeDTt

>>2776597
14BuSBAD8AwtVAw4Kn5M6Z8iynVNif8gmp

I'd love you if you did this, but who wouldn't?

File: Forks.jpg (79KB, 653x818px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 653x818px

>>2776597

THE BITCOIN, OP

12A9Xieuyc8C3xjZaBdDNAFkE15s6yDyZN

>>2776597
I really want a queso burger from wendys

1D3qtRefYvi7TiUyopF3gRKRgDzQXa4Zkr

you do realize that he's just collecting bitcoin adresses? i hope you guys at least created new wallets if you think he's gonna pay you

>>2779688
Whats the point in collecting addresses?

splay your btc here 1HcaYBXDJjgvmBzKxKuG5EQhEfep7mmJWo

File: 349081412489.png (231KB, 322x447px) Image search: [Google]

231KB, 322x447px

>>2779688
oooh and what's he gonna do with the addresses? send us money?

>>2779688

Here are some wallets and adresses for you. It really doesn't matter lol

http://directory.io/

>>2776597
OP Gangnam style

>>2779728
Oppse

1GHAiVT1CSTserkNeWemrRCd9GdrDEbQr

Here you go OP :))

File: hottyonaplane.jpg (64KB, 500x667px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 500x667px

>>2776597
Thanks for helping a random person out anon. :)

16m9H6yeFsJ44dWSAsaAafN9B34huqy9dV

Ah, there was this guy on meds asking for money. Meds are actually needful for the guy, but since he's in Germany on somesuch, he might not be awake. I'll send him 95% of it; I'll keep 0.05 just to even out a loss I did for shorting like an idiot. Will post proof, though in ETH since all he did was post an ETH address.

1D67xz3Ad7LSC6aKaRHYbzBFoAgsgundGr

>>2779783
Or I guess you can send him the whole thing yourself. Just convert it to ETH.

0x5b39cc547658106285275a7feacaf63aa7c55ef9

Go check the archive if you think I'm kidding.

File: 9ma-Lh1SGWHZMuc2KCNxdw1yKYGlPJUZK4aq10K0D60.png (606KB, 1024x576px) Image search: [Google]

606KB, 1024x576px

Rollin rollin rollin, Hi
Id like 10 bitcoins please.

I got dumbs does that mean i win?
Should i post my bitcoin address to receive?
This will change my life so pumped.

>>2776597
Hey op. I started putting a portion of my pay into crypto each week this month. Just want to make my future self happy, you know. Made some mistakes And could have had better value for my money, long term it will be okay though. Waiting for a dip near August when I have money.

14GwdEzmfP6EUr7znM7Y7uruq2173gESGX

Doubt you will read this but the thought is nice :)

Don't ever give up on your dreams.

128Tn4rHbCjJe2RzwbYrxXEvMn1BqTnMaQ

File: fat cunt.gif (472KB, 500x272px) Image search: [Google]

472KB, 500x272px

>>2776597
remember anon, no matter where you go everyone is always connected

14MTeXKg4hbCBcAknxADK1Lgjq9RpdkPLR

I am a broke student getting my masters to be a teacher so I can give back to my community after living overseas for years.

Part of the bitcoin will go to buying supplies for my student teaching coming up. Proofs will be posted if happenings occur.

/biz/ would be able to help me pick out supplies and come up with creative ways to teach kids money/economics(in a kid friendly fashion)

1A591QbJiU3T4mA4gN6AjqWiPSBaUZBv3K

>>2780189
Actually, scratch that. I have enough to survive and im not in this for the money anyways.


The entire bitcoin or whatever is shot my way will go to my future students.

1A591QbJiU3T4mA4gN6AjqWiPSBaUZBv3K

1LvRSFLcpzACRsk8nbTGx5CjCnsLoaz762


Please do not give

File: 801d11d1-fa73-4bc1-8693-d7e2c11b20fa..gif (3MB, 408x513px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 408x513px

>>2776597

>I love you

>15GWU5LBoBQ1DGfmYKLB47HancPaCqWodr

>>2776597

How do I sell Bitcoin?

1JPzkqD7TbBDvfQTGEXSZbFoim3agGasCv

1F8yJAM7iQ17rPPLAAEiG2M3QVCCHkmtmj

fuck you op

1KjPCjZTXqTHhc1vBis3Kh7vZeGN4dsKCs

i've posted 1000 times and I havent gotten one but you know what im like michael jordan 1001 I dont quit. - michael jordan

>>2776597
I am a piece of shit college student who sits on his is lazy ass fuck. So obviously I am deserving.

I dont know anon, but live life with smile..

1FhHomt4p94K6zPEUQrAwgwT6XKSLhjZ8b

File: sad pepe.jpg (176KB, 1000x746px) Image search: [Google]

176KB, 1000x746px

>>2776597

1B8PYfmEztjpudQLkHHkHCDP8Rehzys75t

begging for the 100th time, not a single dime so far

>>2776597
1B1oCepMFwpmvFHxs9J19szuSRazhwhB6K

File: BovineUniversityGraduate.jpg (87KB, 685x600px) Image search: [Google]

87KB, 685x600px

Moo

1881UZqb25ssd4PHqcpQz8qbYjSKiDTX9d

File: please_sir.jpg (29KB, 506x303px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 506x303px

>>2776597
BTC:
193B8Un6Di8dUqwNGpXtaCRCJZLwEro4nL

>>2776597
Whether y'all get 1BTC or not. i hope all of you has a wonderful and fulfilling life. :)

1992Nf85zMSbpSKpm7fdXA3jpcydNkB8MU

Give me 1 bitcoin and I will suck your dick

1Kg9dUmYRSQ4NdCHAtzbqTwcAqGHhCPYHT

3H8G9DYfo9dBbwGjZkKmB8mhcbTXKKZENp

Might as well try, no harm in it.

nice wallet mining thread cheers OP

>>2776597
I paint flowers so they won't die.

I beg for bitcoin so I won't die.

12EZ99kALZsmQoYMRSgJCTUDhGGiDCjehn

Brethren of the coin, I beseech thee to acquire cryptocurrency. If thou wouldst helpeth me, I shall show you my eternal gratitude.

1JhfmJAwZSPrgTUE92Z5ssJnJ7DwpEUJCx

K then
i guess thank you OP
18s4myshQgZQsMdH7ZecHyR6wwtvzY2iZu

File: __minato_vs_tobi___by_sinist3r_depht.jpg (31KB, 900x325px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 900x325px

op i dont need 1 btc give me 25$ and we good senpai

1PWa18JrkcfpfC2SkM7qjFae5sEB8ZCieN

Not gonna lie, would make my day.

33csXJrrwLxXDXajRKRhbAdRG1J4hUwXeW

Fake news but what isn't these days

1HXWSdEL2sps6isGpybasvKCSXSqxhBUxu

I'll spend the btc on hookers and blow!

17NF7stodTNRDG8LSApVHWCA3ENXmHZ8fJ

Rollin the dice! Thanks for the generousity OP

1MziQB7j3Cko3VrvskneYH9xT4caZMPYSu

How bout we have a beer on me

>>2776597
I promise that I will spend it on treating my friends and family. Like shouting the lads a few rounds and taking the family out to dinner. Hell ill even love to tip people better like at 25% and throw money at street profferers busting their ass trying to make ends meet.

19nxYGrk3zs82PsxyjMcXDaWHbCoVXfG8q

16 y/o
want to make it big n shit.
WILL make it big n shit (not necessarily just in crypto)
want a head start

1GpkwbDU8a7JsNsYE6cViH6NEjTu5VyBDk

i aint promising you jack shit, now gib coin
1CLVzeAWxDHbjxfeNAZCZrjxHknBe7eWgf

1Jmpr4UrGufWLbTtZwSaPC2Wd6yoT3uX9n
1Jmpr4UrGufWLbTtZwSaPC2Wd6yoT3uX9n
1Jmpr4UrGufWLbTtZwSaPC2Wd6yoT3uX9n
1Jmpr4UrGufWLbTtZwSaPC2Wd6yoT3uX9n

17viMX8qCMqEVycT6Uz15VQiAhrppcrCwg
I'll buy mom something nice :)

There's no guarantee that it's real but what do I even lose from this? Might as well, w/e
1M4QmVTX1p5cNXecyVJ3mbYY4EP89t4dJw

gib
36ftGZx9fkE1LqYrXZUyJsE9BpMW7xepxF

>>2776597
I could finally take my daughter to Disney world. :)

well, I don't even see you read all of this but hey, if you're really that generous *thumbs up*

would use it to cover some losses I made in a challenge -.-

14QHhEc3rvSypjYzEdzNrzjwGsoqag3kWZ

1AGGEauJPKqEvjE29nxyjgLU6zwSKRwyxJ

I like money

File: images.jpg (11KB, 183x275px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 183x275px

this thread became a skyscraper
1PtZWz2M7wpTEvJ5kGTwTKqPpyLQpsFvzS

OMG PL0X picK me$$$

17gX2kk6A28767helpmeimprisonerinachineseminingfactory6626F2A6xzdcvB9W

>>2776597
Bet you one bitcoin you will give me the bitcoin

18Cj5kweZ3LcDMUPfHGXEPuLEWz43GR1j8

>roll
1YAbE7sQdemW6ZJPUocyLT9eiVJagmZyK

File: Bike.png (587KB, 581x363px) Image search: [Google]

587KB, 581x363px

>>2776597
Help me make my production bike OP. I ended up down to $200 of my original $600 investment.


I want to kill the Tesla OP, please help.
15yzQtcCPbs6CPimhSmTcLx6r16fyrtWEc

>>2776597

Thanks for helping one of us!!

mine: 3QbYvAcxzg81hMMDgbgJVfC4q8q9SGMCu3

File: sadDog.jpg (14KB, 500x259px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 500x259px

Someone buy me a pizza

1JuTP8yDJq3pxMEBvdC6zrNaWxy8YhoWm

File: 1499847793995.jpg (41KB, 489x499px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 489x499px

14Y2FaEofJ8gqNfnJT19TZHhV391XTDRpU
Here is an uncommon pepe for you.

File: 1493292605211.png (126KB, 208x206px) Image search: [Google]

126KB, 208x206px

Pay taxes
12jEEZWGzCBryKegACPm5sjo2rk11SbRy8

Please send your btc here
15SWsxsEw1yA8Ap61LyyYeLPX16hJuY8pz
So I can turn it into USDT for the weekend. Thanks!

my father left when I was a kid and my mother is heavily into drugs and whoring.

my only memory of my father was him taking me to the arcade then one day he just walked out the door.

my life has been pretty shitty. i had no good friends, bullied in school.

i thought crypto was my way out into financial freedom. i bought into the pajeet pnd because they posted screen shots of all these 300 - 1000% gains.

i've lost literally thousands of my life savings because i bought near the ath during the may/june hype.

i honestly deserve it thinking it was an easy way to make money. my career is failing and i got no-one. i am literally isolated and pathetic. i just play games all day and masturbate.

i don't really care if you pity me i'm just throwing out my btc wallet because i thought fuck it why not.

hope everyone makes money in crypto because i haven't

12MTGLf2LHqa5pkZkeC5yWtLBmnKEJhAH7

Majority of my family died last night in a car accident. I don't even know what to do anymore. I'm alone and poor, we never had much money. I was hoping crypto would one day get me ahead, but now none of that matters. I'm going to be homeless in 2 weeks if I can't come up with $700 for rent, and to be honest, if I do I'll probably just kill myself too.

Sorry I'm rambling. If you feel the need to help a suicidal man who's about to be homeless:

btc: 1gCuXgTL8s4r2oAJipQFdYEUkwAxRC9t6

Either way you're a good guy for doing this, OP.

>>2782011
You lying fuck

>>2782088
I wish I was.

>>2776597
give it to me like Michael Jackson!!!

18wnbwLTvjdbT97uSoDNvrtPUSKQcfcsex

>>2782163
Stream your suicide

File: T05f6wL.jpg (34KB, 700x476px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 700x476px

>>2776597

Pigeons and doves are stout-bodied birds with short necks, and short slender bills (and in some species, these bills feature fleshy ceres). They primarily feed on seeds, fruits, and plants. This family occurs worldwide, but the greatest variety is in the Indomalaya and Australasia ecozones. In general, the terms "dove" and "pigeon" are used somewhat interchangeably. Pigeon is a French word that derives from the Latin pipio, for a "peeping" chick,[2] while dove is a Germanic word that refers to the bird's diving flight.[3] In ornithological practice, "dove" tends to be used for smaller species and "pigeon" for larger ones, but this is in no way consistently applied, and historically, the common names for these birds involve a great deal of variation between the terms. The species most commonly referred to as "pigeon" is the rock dove, one subspecies of which, the domestic pigeon, is common in many cities as the feral pigeon. Pigeons and doves are likely the most common birds in the world.
Doves and pigeons build relatively flimsy nests – often using sticks and other debris – which may be placed in trees, on ledges, or on the ground, depending on species. They lay one or two eggs at a time, and both parents care for the young, which leave the nest after seven to 28 days.[4] Unlike most birds, both sexes of doves and pigeons produce "crop milk" to feed to their young, secreted by a sloughing of fluid-filled cells from the lining of the crop. Young doves and pigeons are called "squabs".
The adjective "columbine" refers to pigeons and doves.


1MFBoWLNPrejXLmi6nrrg8wEdJmpwA95bc

>>2782011
My condolence. Don't kys, your family wouldn't want that

>>2776597
I teach children. I don't make a lot but my dream is to save enough so that I can start my own school for them. I'm tired of rich shitbags not reinvesting into their future. Just help a nigger out.

1Lsdmuyqy1ndpKdnLcQ9NwjrzFJgLUzaTE

12Eiq3MtfT9g98aaeccebi1rcpT4mJqHRm Bigfoot is real and be tried to eat my ass

>>2776597
Are you going to give the BTC to the comment that sets the thread on auto-sage?

Also never posted in one of these begging threads before, but I'm just a normal guy trying to learn how to play the market as I go. Any help would be appreciated.

1Lhcprpyy8JWCGxUoV86y8ecKNcm4UHJMW

I will dump it into the 10 worst shitcoins i can find and post progress updates on /biz/

1FZ18H9LExfhopNw2yEA33F1ZKaArWt9ED

File: 1498915280810.jpg (30KB, 236x295px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 236x295px

1NFAHEHgzaFeA5FN3iufQtSc9wBsinMdUb


Send it faggot

first quint i gonna gift 0,05 BTC

>>2776597
Hello
Please don't give it to me or I'll use it for drugs and questionable film projects

168efLVzNbbUfkjpvfawG6P3HQrWTyk7YG

1CQD9uhFWz5UK5umJdtHtxdw9ZmVx3591y
GIBS MES DAT NIGGA


also check em

I'll use the money to open a boxing gym.

13gLwJxBmi2UngAGrCQsbSDP84CF4QMpZZ

1E3dWPvsN5RK67BDQh4nUByEPG12cydngV

Nothing like a good bitcoin donating to get the juices flowing!

>>2776597
PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG
16vWrjcDnx4H2bPQ7daTA7XgRAziLRu9o1

>>2776597
I need some btc, everything is so low atm and i got no usable cash to get in on any of if. If you can spare any amount that would go a long way for me.

16RgTViGuF3YjsFQE16DRHWVZM8bYjtZsS

197DBuVS8jNdnipNVnyYwxfoqPBudCwsmT
I'll spend the money on bitcoin

>>2776597
Poor but kind anon taking bait.

1MUqCvKGVQjKf6xwzQsUidMdeZRfvmCgep