Unethical but legal ways to make money thread, I'll start

>>2773700
work for a bank

>>2773700
ITT: autistic teenagers fantasize about what life is like outside of the basment

>>2773700

>go fishing with whale gf in open ocean
>push her overboard
>drop a bucket of blood in the water
>wait and watch
>go back and collect insurance

>>2773717
>whale gf
why dont just steal her shitcoins?

>>2773700
>be semi good looking guy
>make tinder
>put a bunch of feminist shit in your bio
>swipe right on everyone
>wait to match with some feminist hambeast
>'I don't like gender roles, YOU should take ME out on a date"
>get free meal
>ghost her

>>2773700
nigga how you gonna get an expensive life insurance policy if she's super obese?

also you would still be feeding her for years before she passes and food aint free yo

>>2773723
Kek this.

>>2773700
anon, that's not really legal. it's just hard to prove.

>>2773709
t. fat woman

thanks for trying

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>>2773709
>autistic teenagers fantasize about what life is like outside of the basment
thats 4chan

>>2773756
No, just someone who isn't retarded enough to think you can get a good life insurance policy on someone morbidly obese

cool LARP thread though I guess

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>>2773723

>>2774128
THAT'S RIGHT
VANCOUVER, BRITISH COLUMBIA, CANADA

>>2773723
Youre good kiddo

>>2773723

top kek

>>2773709
t. Fat Roastie

>>2774294
t. retarded teen

>>2774355
fatty wanna patty?

>>2774355
have some self control and stop eating so much