/biz/ humor thread

/biz/ is a serious place where future financial and business leaders converge to discuss pressing issues of our tiems

just kidding, it's a chink crypto shitposting/shilling forum

>>2771259
kek/10

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Lol

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>>2771449
fuck meant to post this

>>2771440
this aint humor thats just plain fact
>>2771458
I unironically bought a decent amount of beans when it bottomed after the last moon in the event that Bitbean ever pulls an DGB and goes 20x. It's such a stupid idea and yet these bitbean pumps are hilariously massive. They said it couldnt be done but KEK wills it

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>>2771472
If those little bastards ever break under 50 sat I'm buying 0.1 btc worth.

>>2771256
>be like

>>2771486
Why is a fucking doge meme funny?

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my favorite

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>>2771493
It's ok to be new anon, don't worry about it.
https://youtu.be/H3oiThw2RxE

>>2771469
delet

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the call that saved cryptos

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Roll!

does anyone have that pic of the dgb guy with Gino's hair?

>>2771651
O-ok

>>2771651
>>2771766
Well that's fucking gay


Look up some wsm mariusz pudzianowski compilation

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>>2771803

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>>2771808

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>>2771815

>>2771815
lost

>>2771815

Holy shit

>>2771488
>bee like

HIS PALMS ARE SWEATY
HANDS WEAK, BAGS ARE HEAVY
MOUSING OVER "SELL ORDER" ALREADY
GAINS ARE PETTY
HE'S NERVOUS
POLONIEX TRADING ON MARGIN CREDDY TO SHORT COINS
BUT HE KEEPS ON FORGETTING
HOW MUCH HE'S DOWN
THE WHOLE VOLUME'S DOUBLED NOW
HE TRIES TO CLOSE HIS SHORTS BUT THE ORDERS WON'T GO OUT
ITS MOONING NOW
EVERYBODY'S BUYING HOW
HE CAN'T TRADE OUT
MARGIN CALLED, OVER, BLAOW!

SNAP BACK TO REALITY
OH THERE GOES RDD
OH THERE GOES SIA, HE JOKED
HE'S SO MAD BUT HE WON'T GIVE UP XRP, NO
WANTS LAMBOS HE KNOWS HIS WHOLE ACCOUNT IS SO FROZE
IT DON'T MATTER HE'LL HOLD
HE KNOWS THAT BUT HES BROKE
HE DAY TRADES ON HIS PHONE
WHEN HE DRAWS MEME TRIANGLES AT HOME
THAT'S WHEN IT'S BACK TO 4CHAN AGAIN, YO
THIS WHOLE SATOSHI
GOTTA SOLVE THE CAPTCHA TO POST
AND HOPE A MOON DON'T PASS HIM

YOU BETTER LOSE YOURSELF IN THE MARKET
THE MOMENT YOU OWN IT, YOU BETTER NEVER LET IT GO
YOU ONLY GET ONE SHOT, DO NOT MISS YOUR CHANCE TO HOLD
THIS LAMBO-TUNITY COMES ONCE IN A LIFETIME

>>2772415
> kek
+2
F

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>>2772415
>LAMBO-TUNITY
holy shit kek

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how you really make money…

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technically from /g/, back in the days, but still /crypto/, … err /biz/ related

>>2771815
LMAO

>>2772229
Someone take me back to those times please it was such a comfy place

>>2773509
AHAHAHAHAHA

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90% of /biz/

>>2773655
interesting that the wojak wagecuck in that pic doesn't have a tattoo of litecoin, really makes you think

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Fuck all of you for doing this.

>>2771493
Nothing that comes from Reddit is funny

>>2773919
>doge
>from reddit
sup newfag

>>2773976
The Reddit logo is that fucking dog the use doge to tip on Reddit it was created for Reddit and shill here 24/7 I was here when bitcoin hit 3 dollars get fucked

https://streamable.com/qw1n2

>>2773870
kek