Hey Bagholders,
My name is Vitalik, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are poor, bitcoin-maximalist, no-ETHers who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts. You are everything bad in crypto. Honestly, have any of you ever used a smart contract? I mean, I guess it's fun buying heroin on the darknet and posting DGB memes, but you all are going to get buttfucked after August 1st when Bitcoin forks into "Bitcoin Classic."
ETH is pretty much perfect. I have a 257 IQ, and i'm going to wreck the entire traditional banking system as we know it. What use case has bitcoin ever had other than "currency for CP on the darkweb?" ETH can also be used to purchase CP, but I have a banging hot girlfriend (She just invented a smart token; shit will REPLACE cash). You are all bagholders who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
>>2766194
>(She just invented a smart token; shit will REPLACE cash)
kek
>>2766428
I miss 2006 /b/
>original meme the guido actually crashed and died
>just like ETH
Its like meta pottery
This was properly articulated and well written. For that I just bought 100k!