hello /biz/ i want a lambo and I cant figure out how to short.

>>2762517
you...accidently longed eth and made money? what?

>>2762530
It wasn't an accident. This is my friends account. I shorted a small amount of ETH so it would go up, because whenever I short something, it shoots up.

>>2762530
>you accidentally longed eth and made money?
>what is every single poster on this board who started trading this year?

>>2762542
just hodl lol. this is a bear market. if you held your shorts the last month, you'd have made money.

>>2762517
OP has no brain cells

>>2762573
At this point, this.

You're either a bear or a bull at this point. Whatever the fuck you are, just hold now.