How should I lie in my CV, I have a decent degree but no experience at all in the field and having been a neet for many years my job experience has lots of holes.
I decided that I'm gonna lie about my experience but have lots of doubts about how to do it, I'm going to try to speak with someone in the industry so if I get an interview I can lie with some credibility, but my CV sucks and I don't think I'd even get there.
Any tips for lying on the CV?