Epic Fail storytime?

I got high and broke my computer on accident recently. Luckily my data and gfx cards didn't get fucked from the mishap. It was my mining rig as well.

When I fucked your mom without a condom OP, fortunately I was able to pull out at the last second and cum on her face.

>>2733156
>>2733153
I meant, like, in cryptos....Please stop talking about my mom, she prefers to live freely.

>>2733164
on my dick

>>2733170
Plz, no bully, or ill spam your threads with :^)

nearly crushed my usb wallet. wouldn't be here today if that happened

Drunk driving. Passed two breathalyzers. First one I passed sobriety entirely and they let me go even though I blew .11. Second time I was .079 and made me get picked up. Never again.

>>2733153
or you saw some red candles and started crying and lost control from anger and punched your monitor.
fucking unstable NEETs

>>2733195
wallets have a backup you know....like real crypo wallets...

my biggest fuckup was buying a bot to trade for me.
I make a daily loss of 2%.
i keep thinking it'll improve, it hasnt.
fuck

>>2733195
Make a fucking backup copy you fucking retard.
Encrypt it and send it to your email
keep it in the cloud. Encrypted.

>>2733140
at my lowest point i had 1k in my bank account begging my mommy to cash out my life insurance

now my net worth is 7m

2m in the bank and 5m crypto

>>2733402
you mean buy a hardware wallet?

I bought DGB

>>2733409
no
use a fucking computer
download the wallet software
make a backup
or get the seed, print it
holy shit just keep your coins in the exchange and lose them when they want to take it

>>2733363
No lol I was stoned and touched metal where metal should not be touched.

I have job lmao kys.

>>2733408
forgot to add: i ran up 50k playing poker then lost it all

>>2733377
>my biggest fuckup was buying a bot to trade for me.
>I make a daily loss of 2%.
>i keep thinking it'll improve, it hasnt.

Where'd you buy it from?
Is it open source? If it isn't, I wouldn't trust it with my currency.

>>2733423
my apologies
show me your 4CHN address and I will tip you for my mistake

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I sold 9.5 ETH for €203.78 seven hours ago, expecting it to drop further. It didn't.
I did spend most of those euros on Lumen though, and that's going well so far.
Pic related.

I still hold NMR. It lost 80% of it's value. I now hate numerai with a passion.

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>went all in on NMR at .05
still hodling :(

>>2733140
I literally rushed to find a computer at work while mine was doing a windows update to sell at 225 from 287 during the first ETH crash.

It then crashed to 210 the next day and I didn't buy back in despite it going to 250 the day before

I lost 3500$

>>2734161

Got out yesterday. Lesson I'll never forget and it probably should've happened, better now than never.

> bought at .029
> sold at .055
> bought again (let's get rich even more) at .065
> sold yesterday at .01

Just pure death.

bought 300 eth at $3.50 each and sold at $11

>>2734178
I'm still going to hold this and see what happens. I'll wait a few years until a random spike occurs and then sell it off.

Learned my lesson the hard way for next time.

>>2734178
I see you post this a lot, so how much did you actually lose?

>>2733140
MNE.

Holding from $12 now at $2.50. It's about to trend reverse and shoot back up.

Does anyone know how I can analyse my order history to figure out what I profited on, and lost from?


I've only gone from fiat to crypto and back again, so i shouldn't be impossible.

>>2734409
use an app like Blockfolio, really help in keeping track of profit and loss, also you can set reminder when a price is above or below your preference.

>>2734444
>app

Anything that supports a real computer?
like a spreadsheet or something?

>>2734459
Get Nox App Player or another Android VM and run it on there

Shorted dash at ~30 dollars

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Accidentally added a few zeros on my order

>>2734459
yes, a spreadsheet.

>>2734347

0.5 BTC