how do you get a job

>2017
>looking for job
shiggy diggy

>>2712445
Ain't hard OP

> Look up local places
>Ask if they're hiring
>Apply

Call back rate is probably 1%-10% for an interview depending on your resume and experience.

Good luck.

>>2712445
Do you have employed friends, OP?

>>2712483
>>2712445
Also OP there's a difference between what you're asking if you want a job or a good job.

Want a good job? Non-useless degree, connections, and nepotism.

Just use some local platform for jobs or some job search engine. Make some rly neat application letter in LaTeX and you find one pretty quickly.

>>2712445
go to indeed
search for the kind of job you want
apply
repeat until you get a call back
dont fuck up the interview
remember the STAR method of answering those asinine "Tell me about a time when" questions.

Also don't be afraid to pad that resume. Unless you are applying for an office type position HR rarely ever verifies any of that shit. I've even gotten management positions before by lying about previous non-existant experience.

Capitalism is a game man. You either play the system or the system plays you.

Just ask.

>>2712495
>>2712496
Im basically a NEET piece of shit that has had enough, I just want to get a job so I can stop feeling like everyone around me thinks I'm subhuman. But I don't really know how to get through an interview or what kind of CV/Resume I should send.

>not looking for job, making nice crypto gains
>friend offers a job operating a kubota
>they buy a fucking excavator just because I said yes
>don't plan to stay there long

>>2712445
kneepads or security

>>2712550
Killing yourself is always an option too.

>>2712550
Do you have any experience? Perhaps working on any sites, forums, etc... even as a volunteer? Did you graduate high school? Did you attend any college?

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>>2712445
Make yourself one