I'm making stupid amounts of money for stupid reasons.

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>Join cushy branch of military
>Get payed to be trained and certified in medical job that is actually useful in civilian world.
>Go through 1.5 years of schooling in San Diego after boot, drink, get in shape, womanize the entire time
>Get easy ass cert, everything was easy as fuck
>Get stationed to slow moving hospital in sleepy coastal city
>live off base, get allowances for housing and food
>Go fishing every weekend
>Sign up for college get free tuition assistance, on top of so many benes for active military, maintain GI bill
>Get put on night shift, fuck yeah
>Wake up at 2100, eat, go to work, 2 hours of work, 1.5 hours gym and shower, 1 hour nap, 4 hours whatever the fuck I want
>Get off work
>Literally walk people's dogs while they are away at work.
>16 doggerydoos a day $15/walk
>Unironicallly am in track to banking $35000 this year from this stupid shit
>From walking goofy ass doggos
>Inject dog walking money directly into shitcoins
>Make 30000 in 3 months off ETH
>Sold at 360

If you are being NEET all day go get in shape and walk your neighbors dogs you homos.