ITT things wageslaves say. >I live for my kids

>>Thank god it's Friday.

Nigguh please!

"Put it on my card"

"I can't wait to go party and drink some booze, guys XD"

>>2703625

>I go on /biz/ to pick which crypto to buy on Coinbase

Realization? You're all fucking normies here.

>>2703701
Crypto is nowhere near normie though, except for bitcoin

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>>2703646
>>2703693
legit question: whats the deal with this shit, basically my whole life has been "friday"

how do normans work?

>>2703722
they take drugs to numb the pain

>>2703625
>Buy a lottery ticket, you NeVeR kNoW :^^^]

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>>2703722
thanks to vidya, 4chin, lax parents and generally being somehow born redpilled into this world

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"Where do you work?"

>my kids are the best thing that ever happen to me
>don't worry you'll succeed next time
>you don't have to settle for everything
>you're so greedy
>you're so tall
>there's no reason to hit the gym I'm happy with the way I look
>you don't have to be /fit/ to be /fa/
>$140 shoes, just no
>Do you have any spare change so I can buy a drink
>spare a ciggie bro
>I like to smoke weed in order to escape reality

Nice new car. Mind if I swing by your house with the wife sometime this week after work, or are you going on vacation again? Didn't you just get back from vacation? Oh well, it's nice having money.

>its Xs birthday
>bday gift fund group on facebook
>$10/individual

>>2703625
so, what's your job?

>>2703832

Rather accurate.

>where did you go to college?
>married people on average make more than single people
>trading in my 3 year old car at the dealership for the 2018
>it's healthy to keep a balance on your credit card
>I spend money as soon as I get it lololol