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I wake up in the morning to 3 Japanese whores sucking me off. I simply lay back and ejaculate 34 times and they eat that for breakfast. I give them all 0.0000001 MIOTA and they go buy themselves mansions.
I get out of bed and use a jetpack to fly through my closet. I put on my suit then
I Throw my jetpack in the trash and get a new one. I Fly to my car where 2 whores are waiting for me. I approach them and say, "Wanna tangle?" One of them says yes, I take my jetpack and a knife and stab her to attach the jetpack onto her and then turn the jetpack onto full throttle. She flies away and I pay the other whore 0.000000001 MIOTA to keep quiet.
I get in my Lambo and drive out to the dock, where I put my lambo ontop of a hummer then we drive onto my Yacht. The whore is giving me head inside of the lambo and I am navigating the lambo-hummer-yacht to the US to do some business.
As soon as I arrive in the US the 46th president welcomes me. He says he is very grateful for my appearance. I give him 3 MIOTA and I fix the American debt crisis. I proceed to fuck the first lady live on camera and get royalties on that porn video of 0.00001 MIOTA a year.
The whore from before crashes onto shore and breaks all her bones. she says she is going to sue me. I transfer her 0.0000001 MIOTA so she can get a brain transplant in a new body then i proceed to fuck her limp broken body on the sand. the crowd applauds.
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Damn, I better buy some Miota.
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This shill is of excellent quality
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Stopped reading at request for tangling. Autistic shilling/10
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>then I wake up and realize I am nothing but the money I idolize for the sake of pacifying my greatest fears
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>>2699410
Too real, more illusions of grandeur please
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>>2699367 you seem a bit repressed
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Wtf? Dude just get a real job and real girlfriend and stop living these autistic fantasies.
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>>2699367
nice i just bought 100k
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>>2699367
IOTA IS A SCAM
THIS GUY IS SCAMMING YOU ALL
DONT BUY IOTA
IOTA WILL BE 10 TIMES LESS ITS CURRENT VALUE IN 1 MONTH
DO NOT BUY
IF YOU EVER TRUST ANYTHING U READ ON THIS WEBSITE
TRUST
WHAT
IM
SAYING
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>>2700803
sounds like you use crest whitening strips to bleach your asshole and sip ranch dressing by the glass.
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I laughed. Post more autistic fantasies. Maybe one about ant shares?
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>>2700828
Making one now,don't let the thread die
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>>2700836
>Making one now,don't let the thread die
AKA work for me to bump this thread so ppl buy my bags
nah how about we all just stop replying to this scam thread and see how much effort the op puts in to sell it
btw no one buy iota its #1 scam
this should be the last post.
OP go fuck yourself bagboy
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>Year 2018
>Be me,Father of three
>Wake up on a sunny day
>Use my inter-dimensional thingymajig that I got from my nearest experimental military research base for the cheap price of 1 ANS
>Brush teeth with custom-made toothbrush made of pure diamond that is so thin it doesn't hurt my teeth
>Throw it in the dustbin after brushing up,only cheapskates re-use objects
>Get carried outside by my 4 personal butlers
>Tip them a 0.0000000001 ANS bonus
>They fall to their feet and cry out in joy,as they will not need to care about money for the next 80 generations
>I fall down since they fell to their feet whilst they were carrying me
>Doesn't matter,I throw away my pure gold clothes and order a new one online that will be delivered in my new lambo that I had ordered a second ago
>Drive across the street
>Get to my local /biz/ pub,by this time,I had bought over 2 million acres worth of space for my fellow /biz/ness men.
>As I drive along the street,I see a former noANS that I knew begging for 0.00000000000001 ANS
>I generously tip him 0.000000001 ANS
>He ejaculates spontaneously as his iphone7 receives a notification of my transfer
>Life is so good,all because I bought ANS at $8
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>>2700852
Lol,I just delivered
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>>2700852
fuck you bitch ass nigga
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>>2700902
you talk like a nigger
your iq is extremely low and no doubt you are a sucker who buys stupid shit like iota in big numbers
i hope you lose everything, sucker
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>>2701012
suck my dick bitch ass cracker
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>>2701012
suck this bbc nigga i got 10000 miota
*slaps you in the face with 10 inch* take that bitch ass white boy
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>>2699367
>I Fly to my car where 2 whores are waiting for me. I approach them and say, "Wanna tangle?" One of them says yes,
ONLY ONE WHORE WANTS TO TANGLE?? What lame ass fantasy is this??
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>>2699367
10/10 pasta
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>>2701012
>>2701017
>>2701039
kek both of you are some cringy little fuckers arent ya
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>>2701064
yo snoopy snoopy snoop! love ya music mane i get high to that shit every day *smokes 2 blunts one in nose and one in ear* im tryna get a collab on a rap with ya *takes a hit out of a bong* whatchu say homie? let me spit some rhymes
i-o-ta *clap
graph looking really tough *clap*
we gon go fly moon *clap*
laugh at nocoiner buffoons *clap
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