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>>2696541
I think you're chinese and full of shit.
Remember when you poisoned a million of our pets? I do.
Remember when you coated our childrens' jewelry in toxic cadmium? I do.
We're coming for you chinks. Never forget.

Trumpcoin pumping !

Yeah OP, lost your tinfoil hat?

>>2696541
2/10 try harder.

>>2696541
>soon we slaughter the pig
fucking kekked

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>>2696541
>"fattening the pig"
>"Soon. We will slaughter the pig when they are drunk and tired."
anon, you're looking at this all wrong. They don't want to crash the crypto market, they want to roofie and gangrape you but I can see how the two can be confused.

wtf i love the british empire now

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猪知道! 摆脱所有的LITECORN!

>>2696588
It's funny because it's probably just a bunch of Chinese guys talking about cooking a literal pig for a holiday.

>>2696602
no if they were talking about actually cooking something it would be a dog

>>2696541
Yo how new do you have to be to claim that a "massive" coordinated dump is even possible? Do you even understand the term? they would need to sell at a severely discounted price to someone off the exchanges, or end up with worthless bags. Neither of these scenarios is good when you are also competing with other big funds/investors and you control a fat position. They can sell off slowly but the word "manipulation" has been thrown around too much. You have no idea what you're talking about. If it was that easy, then some other clown would pump up the price in a week and wed have no outstanding problems. Are you really this stupid?

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>>2696628
what if 90% of market share is controlled by less than 10 people

>>2696541
most times Chinese people.... are victims in their own country....

"Xinjiang China on 5 July 2009" - seen aftermath/videos on lifeleak.
"Kunming ticket station"
"Sogan colliery attack"

i will not say religion of attackers. but hey - you can try to guess by yourself.

>>2696656
don't blame chink behavior on the muslims

>>2696607
I've eaten dog

>>2696541
>all these pig references
maybe they're talking about YOU. I'd watch my back, buddy

>>2696752
I've heard it tastes ok to be honest. I actually don't have a problem with it. Only bothers me when the chinese boil the dogs alive because pain improves flavor or something.

>>2696541
I % believe this possible

>>2696541
>I also suspect that the recent rally may have been their manipulation,

It sure was. Much of the volume is is in Yuan, not dollars. So whos the pig?

The only people that ever get rekt are the short sellers. Hold on to the bitcoins people, fiat is shit.

>>2696766
I saw this guy take his pet dog to a Korean market where they keep the live dogs that are about to be butchered in tiny cages and the guy showed his pet what it looked like to scare it

made me kind of laugh to see

>>2696541
>I am an American expat working in the crypto industry in China
post the stamp in your passport or you're a lying larping faggot

>>2696639
Then you (and they...) made a stupid fucking investment. Unless we're talking about a real product or service, then it doesn't matter.

the chinese exchanges are not the drivers anymore

its the japanese

>>2696742
oh yeah i totally forgot. "the real victims are" meme.

But i will never forget pictures and videos that i seen on lifeleak.

>>2696541

Ni hao, OP.
Weee wanted to say that weee want to slaughteee yooo and eat yooo.
Not an allegoreee, weee will eeeat yooo besides freeeesh dog meeet.
Sorreee fooo speekin toooo loud.
Weeee comin nao an slaughtaa yooo, as knowin yooo deminse i bad fo yoo fleeesh.

>>2696541
>I am an American
thank you for posting this at the beginning

>>2696541
i wouldnt doubt that the stock market will get hit aswell, the 4th is the perfect time to crash our markets then they open red, problem is that the chinese crash us everyone fucking dies.

>>2696541
Yes they will dump on the 4th of July when most americans will be up until 2 AM which is 2 PM their time.

They were wise in choosing a date which most people will be home from work and watching the charts. They are far too fucking clever to pick some random day and dump at 4 AM EST which is 4 PM in ching chong land when the Americans are sleeping.

What a brilliant ploy.

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>>2696948
who cares? race car now!

>>2696541

What are the point of posts like this?

RICE WAR NOW!

>>2696541
I love posts like this. Never change, /biz/

>>2696541

We chinese

We play joke

We dump bitcoin while Americans watch smoke

>>2696541
7/10 better than your typical FUD thread

>>2696541
decent FUD OP. next time leave out the parts about the pigs and highlight the fact banks will be closed for us. then it would have bee 9/10.

>>2696541
The fuck? The crypto industry..?

For the effort you put into this, OP, it's one of the dumbest LARPs I've seen. Americans will be too distracted, by fireworks I presume, to react. That's.. really great OP, fine job.

Hello

It is me the author of the story.

I had many laughs but now I must tell the truth. I made this post as joke.

You are all stupid to believe me. SO STUPID. But I feel guilt so I must confessed the truth.

The market is very strong. It is obvious to all.
There is no purpose to worry. Thank you for the laugh.

>>2698397

lmao
god bless you OP for the keks you gave us

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Sounds legit OP. I heard that Bitcoin was setup to be a trap for all the greedy little fucks in the world. They were gonna let it 100x people's investments then they are gonna zap it to teach them all a lesson. I hear there is a new boss in town and he hates fiat currency in any form.

>>2696628
you have no idea what you're talking about

already forgot about gdax?

yeah, they need to sell at a discount. they buy back at an even greater discount though.

All they need is to trigger stop losses on margin traders.

>>2698397
the language you use here...it's obvious that you're trying to pretend that there is a gun held to your held or some shit so that you want us to think someone is forcing you to type this

I'm ADDING to my margin long now, fuck you nignog

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>>2696628
but these chinese. they not like human. they insect. brzz. no soul. all doing same. like bug-animal.

>>2698637
are they trying to hang themselves taller?

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>>2698639
no they dogs. bad boys. have punishing.

Hahaha it seems OP has an IQ of about 80 but believes he's being sneaky.

It reminds me of that scene in Zoolander 2 where Mugatu is trying to escape from prison.

>>2698397
Ok I admit that I didn't actually read the post, just the first few sentences. You got me on this one OP. I am SO STUPID in this moment.