financially speaking, is it worth going to a prostitute?

Yes

Also nice AU stack

>>2687476
It depends, are you attractive ? If yes, no, if no, yes.

>>2687476

That depends a lot on where you live. The average health state of prostitutes and the number of dateable women in your physical level varies so much.

>>2687498

its fake gold

>>2687804
Sure buddy...
How could you tell?

There are a certain type of people who will get satisfaction at all from prostitutes and the rest of the population will not.

If you have ever looked at a feels meme and felt empty, then you are part of the population who will not get satisfaction from a prostitute and you would get some pretty bad buyer's remorse for sure.

>>2687476

Financially speaking, yes. Why?

With a prostitute you have no emotional attachment. You can give the prostitute a fake name, that way you can't be tracked down if the rubber breaks. You have full confidence that your belongings can't be liquidate due to common law or out right marriage. You know that 15% of your annual pay will stay with you - even if she has a child - cause fake name.

Many other pros. Only cons is getting caught or std. Which can be avoided simply by researching.

The thing with going to a prostitute is that, do you really need? Has been it a seriously long time you haven't gotten laid and that this sexual frustration is bothering you and preventing you from concentrating? If yes, then go for it.

Otherwise don't waste money on whores.

>>2687476

that's too subjective of a question. You can't objectively quantify the value of an experience.

Personally I think you're a degenerate.

>>2687828
There's alot more to it than that my friend. Now let me tell you, you've never really ridden the prostitute train until you're about to beat the shit out of one for not putting out.

>>2687476
Masturbating works as well and is free.

I just go on backpage and masturbate to prostitutes. It feels 90% like the real thing except I get to think about how I avoided STDs/potential cops and saved a couple hundred bucks.

>>2687891
Fucking kek I thought I was the only one that did this.

>>2687910
It almost feels like stealing.

>>2687891
>>2687910
truly /biz/ behaviour

>>2687910
>>2687891

Shit I do this too

No it's stupid. You can have sex with a different girl every night of the week of you download tinder. Works for me anyway. Just have your own place and car it's simple

>>2687857
>you've never really ridden the prostitute train until you're about to beat the shit out of one for not putting out.
explain

>>2687891

The fantasy is usually better than the reality anyway.

>>2687476
never

>>2687891
damn, i felt like a dumbass for doing this also.

>>2688759
>Just have your own place and car
if i had those i would just get a gf.

>>2687476

No it's degenerate behavior.

I hate whores an strippers

they are so fake and brainless, and always trying to convince you to give them more money

>>2687839
I have a GF that i fuck often. I just like to mix it up from time to time.

t. once in a while purveyor of whores

>>2687891
>>2687910
>>2688056
>>2688797
>>2688851

never change /biz/

>>2687891
this guy knows whats up lmao

>>2689326
so how does your GF think about that? you must love her very well for her to not be bothered by it... what does she get out of it?

>>2689399
She is unaware of my promiscuity.

I usually use some crypto gains as a way to justify it to myself financially.

>>2687891
> tfw too smart to waste money on a fantasy I can have for free

After I cum imagining actually calling up a MILF prostitute on bckpage, I put her hourly rate into crypto. Way better than the real deal.

Feels good man

>>2687891
I love texting them too because they are literally selling themselves so will send the best pics they can to entice you to shell out.

I love being a demanding fucker only to ghost once the tits are shown

No, why? It seems like a good idea at first. Fast cash, feeling wanted, feeling of power.

And then you age, around 30 - 40. You lost most of your value.

Oh what's that? You saved up nothing and lived the good life?

Oh no problem! Just settle down with your husband and use your jobs t-

Oh right... yeah.

Best of luck with life!

>>2687476
>buying actual gold from a vendor who marks up the price from market value to make a profit
>if you ever want to sell it the vendor will offer you below market price to make a profit

Why the fuck do people do this? Just trade bullion tokens.