Incel need advice, thinking of suicide

i think you took a wrong turn
this is /biz/ not some relationshit advice board for angsty teens

>>2677617
>Also I have a dream of starting a male pattern baldness research company, I am a good person.

Well, whoever discovers the cure to baldness will become a billionaire from night to day and will help billions of men who have developed psychological problems and low self-esteem due to it. Kinda blows my mind the lack of resources put into it right now.

>>2677617
Having anxiety as a teen.. I don't think you're ready for the real world kid

>>2677617
>mentalcel
the fuck is this?

>>2677636

t. baldy

>>2677617

Do you actually intend to be a serial rapist or do you just want to get laid?

Probably join a frat. Oh and buy cocaine. I always found it easy to get laid if i was high on coke. Simply because it erases fear of rejection. If you're a perma virgin give a cocaine a try. Its better than alcohol because you're lucid, improves sex, and not a slurring mess.

>>2677736
>improves sex
Waaaaaat

>>2677736
Nah just get laid desu, I swallowed the black pill and am looking forward to live a life of hedonism to make up for the lack of pleasure I have had for the last 17 yes.

>>2677617
fuck off and buy a good rope. genetic dead ends like you shouldn't be alive.

>>2677764
Yea I can't see coke dick boosting anyone's confidence either

Relax dude everything will be fine. And joining a frat could help out with feeling happier yes

>>2677820
I'm not leaving this world until I fuck 100 women and do plenty of drugs,
I want to die without regretting anything, also from my intense inceldom I have realized the nicest are the haopiest, happiest people are usually good looking, only an ugly person would tell a mentally ill good looking person to hang himself lol

>>2677826

To be fair, i do remember being unable to have sex because i'd done far too much coke. By the same token i don't always get coke dick, so perhaps the trick is just to do a few lines and not go all pablo escobar.

>>2677849

You're probably going to end up being the next Elliot Rogers.

>>2677913
>You girls.

>>2677736
do any anons get highly aggressive on coke? It has that effect on me

>>2677847
Ur right, I should relax, I'm going to hit the gym tomorrow,
We're all going to make it.

>>2677913
Except you, ure not going to make it xD

>>2677736
>Removes fear of rejection
Not in me
I got slightly more talkative and open but that's it
Maybe didn't have a proper settings with grills. i think I've done coke for 3 times.

>>2677923
Yeah, me too, paranoia too