How do I make money off the avocado meme?

avocados are really popular now huh?

>>2671750
It is the onlything millennials buy

>>2671743

I think you're too late bro. But you could invest in stocks of avocado growing companies.

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/cvgw?ltr=1

>>2671743
Man you are like, 7 years too late.

Nobody likes fucking avocado. It's why the people at Subway have to ask you (twice) if you want it.

Short California.

>>2671743
shove them up your fucking ass to stretch out your asshole faggot. seriously though you missed the boat on avacados.

you need to find out what the bumper crops are this year so you can buy low and sell high. i'm talking about veggies that that are so cheap that much of it will go unharvested because it isnt even worth the cost to transport it to market. then you start a vast jewish media empire to promote the shit out of your discount product and tout it's amazing health benefits.

"10 Things We LOVE About Rutabagas!"
-Buzzfeed

"Amazing Rutabaga Recipes for Faggots. Yum!"
-Oprah Magazine

"New Study Discovers a Vitamin in Rutabga - Unleash it's Healing Powers"
-Scientific American

"Rediscover the Rutabaga - What Your Eastern European Bubuska Always Knew about This Miracle Fruit!"
-Magazine/Blog for dumb SWPL bitches