>be me
>student in finance in a good german university
>only thesis left
>started trading cryptos in march
>made good money
>want to write about cryptos
>go from professor to professor, asking them to mentor the thesis
>everyone tells me it is a bubble and I waste time + money on it
>last professor
>well known for never mentoring a students thesis
>somehow eccentric guy but a distinguished expert in his fields
>cant hurt to ask
>got an appointment
>I sit down
>explain my thoughts
>he asks simple questions
>seem to know quite a bit about cryptos
>"do you happen to hold DGB and ANS?"
>break out in sweat
>these coins are on my long term portfolio
>he asks me why
>tell him reasons
>he leans towards me
>smiles
>said "yes"
I am pumped!
>things that never happened
>>2659039
>he leans towards me
>smiles
>unzips
was ein behindertes ende
>>2659039
didn't know you guys were allowed to work during ramadan
>>2659267
ramadan ended on sunday, the pajeets have been back FUDing ETH more than ever before.
>>2659039
>german university
>Promoting free market and capitalism
You fucked up your story from the start.
>>2659794
Underrated
>>2659039
>>be me
>>student in finance in a good german university
>>only thesis left
>>started trading cryptos in march
>>made good money
>>want to write about cryptos
>>go from professor to professor, asking them to mentor the thesis
>>everyone tells me it is a bubble and I waste time + money on it
>>last professor
>>well known for never mentoring a students thesis
>>somehow eccentric guy but a distinguished expert in his fields
>>cant hurt to ask
>>got an appointment
>>I sit down
>>explain my thoughts
this is the part where you get arrested in germany for having the wrong thoughts
you also skimmed taxes (i guess)
fake
>>2659794
Krauts are quite good at capitalism like most collectivist races.
Is this a sophisticated cringe troll or do you think OP is genuinely 14 and thinks people believe his story?
>>2659039
grade A shilling in this thread
>>2659821
obviously fake, OP had no reasons to not tell reasons on /biz/ AFTER he had already invested in the coins, just trying to make it look like for dumb fucks on /biz/ that a professor in finance couldn't keep his legs together after hearing his reasons why buying them is SOOO profitable
>>2659267
Ramadan is an Islamic holiday. Why would a German celebrate Ramadan?
>>2661775
because it's summertime on 4chan
>>2659039
>DGB
cool story bro
>>2659267
lel keep it up
>>2661786
What do you mean by "summertime on 4chan"? Isn't it summertime everywhere right now?
>>2661775
It's summer and all the beta 16 year old kids that rely on memes to learn about politics are over on here shitposting. Don't worry once schools starts you won't have to deal with this shit anymore.
>>2661815
it's winter in the southern hemisphere m8
>>2661893
Obama? Did you get a haircut?