Sucking dick as a career move?

Because I am about to make a hundred K shorting ETH.

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>>2651283

>>2651346

>cohabit with a woman
>lose all your wealth

>cohabit with a man
>gain many new opportunities, have partner who is actually intelligent, has skills, and is smart with their money

I thought you guys were /biz/nessmen?

I unironically do this. Except he is a submissive bottom so I never touch his cock. He sucks mine 4-5 times a week and he's cool with me watching porn during. No kissing. We do sleep in the same bed but I like the cuddling desu (n-no homo).

Never thought I'd confess this shit on /biz/ of all places lmao.

>>2651554
I agree with your current arrangement, but no kissing? :(

>>2651554

So he provides for you and just sucks your cock all day? wtf

Why won't you kiss him bro

>>2651575

Nah. I'm straight. I told him, no kissing, nothing up my butt, and no blowjobs for him. He's been great about it.

For anyone considering this, use seekingarrangement, not Tinder.

>>2651554
This is somewhat gay

>>2651595

Lots of gay guys have a fetish for straight guys, and for masculinity in general. I'm hairy as fuck, tall, deep voice, nice dick. He's happy, I'm happy.

>>2651554
this is the straightest guy in this entire thread

>>2651283
>What's your excuse for not getting a rich bf?
Because that would make me a faggot you dumb faggot
>>2651621
>fucks a dude
>straight
Got some bad news for ya, faggot.

>>2651651

>get money from your rich bf
>invest it in crypto
>become multimillionaire

it's more than you'll ever get from being with a woman

>>2651651

Link to me fucking a dude? I sit back, take my pants off, spread my legs, throw on some degenerate (straight) porn, and watch the vid until I cum. How is that gay?

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>>2651607
>>2651554
DUDE YOUR FUCKING GAY MAN, like I'm not even against homosexuals at all but you're out of your goddamn mind if you think that a straight guy would be regularly doing that stuff! Come on man. And I'll even give some guys a free pass on "experimenting" and still calling themselves straight. Dude really.

>>2651283
This is part of being an attractive gay man.

>>2651688

What did you mean by this?

>>2651672
Ive done this a few times but never slept with a guy or anything like that just get blown and get cash. Im laughing at how insecure dudes on here are, like its just a blowjob and you can make like 100 bucks in 10-15mins. hol up you be virgins and call me gay while I but up all the crypto and bust a nut. peace nigguh

>>2651661
Yah, but then you'd have to try and live with the shame of being a faggot.
>>2651672
>How is that gay?
Your dick is in a man's mouth you fucking degenerate tard. Go tell your dad how not gay that is, though given how you've turned out he's probably the beta sort that wouldn't vomit and then disown you.

>>2651705
I mean it's actually very common.

>>2651283
>owning crypto required to have BF

hahahahhahahah that mf made me laugh
>>2651607
>>2651672
>>2651554

>>2651607

im looking at seekingarrangement and it seems like its geared towards women?

>>2651711
Sucking dick isn't gay. Do you know how many gay men have tried to fuck and even marry women because they didn't want to be gay? It didn't make them any straighter.

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>>2651283
>gay
>at 20 I started fucking an older man over the course of a year
>motherfucker was damn well off and great at sex
>very sweet personality too
>liked me to the point where he bought me a trip to Vegas for my 21st and we binged on drugs and fucked for five days
>invited me to come live with him on Long Island and be his boyfriend
>ghosted him after the trip because I am a worthless piece of shit who's afraid of commitment

Literally could've been a sugar baby and inherited millions

>>2651831
>Sucking dick isn't gay
Holy fuck my sides. Whatever helps you sleep at night, faggot.

Thinking about putting ads on craigslist offering handjobs for money t b h. i dont think id go farther then that though because im not a faggot

>>2651859

that sounds like a good time man

i've figured out how to get gfs but theyre always equal socioeconomic status, which sucks when you're struggling to get by

thought I was on /fit/ for a moment there

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>>2651706
Anon, if you can't acknowledge what a faggot this makes you then you're the insecure one here. Smhtbqhfamalam.

>>2651283
Fag here. This is my fallback if life ever gets really fucked up.
Living the DINK life is my real dream though. Just imagine, no pressure to have kids, no pressure to get locked up in marriage, dual incomes from high paying jobs.
Literally my fucking fantasy

>>2651382

Weird part is, some of the species in the animal kingdom litterely use females for reproduction only.

I did some craigslist'ing when I was at uni...not very proud of what I did but got the ball rolling for crypto.

I'm male, 19 at the time and offered to suck cock on craigslist, I sucked some 30ish asian man in his Audi parked behind the bushes.

>>2651554
>not gay
You had me agreeing up to the cuddling.

>>2652257
how much did you get?

aren't you guys afraid of getting AIDS or something

>>2651283
I'm actually bi so I'd have no problem with a relationship that pays me instead of me paying for the relationship

The American dream

>>2651879
>thinking about stroking other mens' sex organs till they splooge
>but im not a faggot, guys

>>2651283
because gays keep their business and personal life separate. Their income depends on deceiving contractors that they are not faggots.
Which explains why you appear to have such a tough time.

>>2652397
Contracting HIV is pretty rare, honestly. Unless you're fucking dirty guys or the man is big enough to rip open your asshole, it's pretty safe. Not to mention PREP is pretty much birth control for HIV