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>Transport oil via tankers.
>Siphon 5% midway route.
>Increase temp on the 95% until original volume.

>buy a knife
>go out at night
>mug people in alleyways

>have dollar bills with piece of tape attached
>put it in soda/candy machine
>yank dollar back out once your soda is dispensed

i know most people know this one, but still, its a great life hack. sometimes you are low on money and really need a soda and candy bar

>>2650319
>Break your own legs
>Collect disability gibsmedats

>be black in USA
>have affirmative action installed everywhere
>could easily coast through life
>nah, imma sit on da welfare

>>2650518
>Fatal automobile accident
>Collect on life insurance

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>>2650560
>suicide insurance
>kys

>>2650480
>buy a knife
>go out at night
>mug people in alleyways
>a 14yo boy shows you his gun
>he robs you
Such is life in my country

>>2650570
Typical day in belgium

>>2650569
>anti-suicide "insurance"
>paid by rich parents not to an hero

>convince the mass majority that you need a college degree to make a living
>charge $10k a year
>offer unforgivable student loans

>1979
>be CIA director
>tapped to be Rep. running mate from cowboy actor
>spend next thirty years trying to control Mid East to build lucrative Persian Gulf - Turkey oil pipeline with aid of a Dem. adulterer, his wife, and your son
>never build pipeline
>dat Haliburton stock tho