This is it...

>>2620681
I love this new meme

>>2620681
Wait, at least send me your private keys

>>2620681
do a flip faggot

>>2620681
we're all gonna make it bro

>>2620681
Buy an Umbrella and try to use it as a parachute. I have this theory that if anyone in the world trade center had an umbrella or a parasol, then they could have survived jumping out of +20 floor.

Send me your coins before you jump ok?

>>2620738
No, they are not made for such forces and would upend in a splitsecond, providing the gliding capabilities of a stick.

>>2620681
I find a building tall enough for 30 second freefall and jump when this tune drops.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTd_bIRRGYY

>>2620681
It always comes back bigger, given enough time. Don't be dumb.

>>2620777
What if one used a parasol, in sufficiently strong material.

>>2620681
jump, if you rebounce then eth will rebounce too.

>>2620681 Don't an hero over crypto mong. It'll come back..

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>>2620681

but really its gonna come back eventually

>>2620681
come back to the PC and fap.
and sleep.

>>2620777
You gotta use a beach umbrella

>>2621541
mythbusters actually tested such crap.... or at least i think they done it

umbrella will not save you.
pool of water will not save you too.

>>2621654
What if you you have an umbrella and crashed in a pool?

>>2620681
This is a permanent solution to temporary losses. Don't do this shit man.

>>2621725
I don't think anyone is dumb enough to actually do this over a typical crypto dip. This isn't the first time that this has happened, it will be business as usual after a few weeks/months